| Mental humor Thank you for calling the mentally disturbed hot line. Your call is important to us, so will you please help us direct you call to the best suited department. If you are obsessive complusive, please press one repeatedly If you are codependent, please ask someone to press two If you suffer from multiple personality disorder , please press three, four and five. If you are schizophrenic, please listen carefully, and the little voice will tell you which button to press. If you are paranoid delusional, we already know who you are, please stay on the line until our trace of your call is complete. Thank you |