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Joke
A big mean Lion was walking through the jungle. The first animal he met was a Monkey.
The Lion pounced on the poor Monkey and asked: "Who is the King of the jungle?"
The frightened Monkey replied: "You are, O mighty Lion!" So the Lion let him go.
The next animal the Lion met was a Zebra.
He pounced on the Zebra and roared: "Who is the King of the jungle?"
The frightened Zebra replied: "You are, O mighty Lion!" So the Lion let him go.
The Lion walked on until at last he met an Elephant.
He pounced on the Elephant and roared: "Who is the King of the jungle?"
The Elephant grabbed the Lion, twirled him around and threw him fifty feet into the air. The Lion fell from the sky and hit the ground with a THUD!
The Lion picked himself up off the ground and dusted himself off. He stared at the Elephant in disbelief and said: |
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