| * Jokes * (cont.) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`~~~~~~ Judge: The Jury has found you not guilty of robbing the bank. You are a free man. Do you have anything to say before you leave this room? Crook: Yeah. . . .Does this mean I get to keep the money? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ First Kid: What are you going to give mom and dad for Christmas? Second Kid: A list of everything I want! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |
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