10. You are in Madison Square Garden.
9. Your home fans cheer when the other team scores.
8. A couple fans are stumbling around demanding to see Gary Bettman.
7. Mosh pit starts between periods...
6. Fans are booing the Pee-Wee games between periods.
5. Fights in the crowd are starting over what the Zamboni driver's name is.
4. Fans boo the 3 Stars of the Game...
3. Fans start holding up signs saying "Will stop pucks for Beer!"...
2. Half your Team Fan Club was arrested for trying to beat up a little old lady wearing an opponents' team jersey.
1. It's "Beer for a Nickel" night at the arena...