>From: "Mike Kohler" <mkohler@nckcn.com>
>To: "Wayne Ronnebaum" <wronnebaum@nckcn.com>,"Jennifer Derfler" 
><tiger4011@aol.com>,"Sally Donahue" <sallyjdonahue@hotmail.com>,"Jerry 
>Derfler" <niffer@cjnetworks.com>,"Denise" <Neese987@aol.com>,"Katherine 
>Chapman" <katt_59@hotmail.com>,"Harold Heidrick" 
><hheidrick@nckcn.com>,"Jacqueline Morse" <Hascalsfan@aol.com>,"Brad Chapin" 
><h643@scatcat.fhsu.edu>,"Greg Taylor" <GOTTO44@worldnet.att.net>,"Randy 
>Doggett" <fnadoggett@nckcn.com>,"Dan & Tara" <dkadel@oz-online.net>,"Veena 
>Hockridge" <dbudhrani@t2.net>,"John & Catherine Merritt" 
><biscuit@inetone.net>,"Bobby" <b_m_fulton@yahoo.com>
>Subject: Fw: UGH!  Walmart!!
>Date: Thu, 23 Dec 1999 11:35:52 -0800
>
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: Wayne Ronnebaum <coasttocoast@nckcn.com>
>To: mkohler@nckcn.com <mkohler@nckcn.com>
>Date: Thursday, December 23, 1999 8:52 AM
>Subject: UGH! Walmart!!
>
>
> >>> > > > Things to do @ Wal-Mart while your spouse or significant other 
>is
> >>> taking
> >>> > > his
> >>> > > > / her sweet time!
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > > 1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in  people's carts
> >>> when
> >>> > > they
> >>> > > > don't realize it.
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > > 2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute  intervals
> >>> > throughout
> >>> > > > the day.
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > > 3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor, leading to the
> >>> restrooms.
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > > 4. Walk up to an employee and tell  him in an official tone, "I
> >>> think
> >>> > > we've
> >>> > > > got a Code 3 in  housewares," and see what happens.
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > > 5. Tune all  the radios to a polka station; then turn them all 
>off
> >>> and
> >>> > > turn
> >>> > > > the volumes to "10."
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > > 6. Challenge other  customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > > 7.  Put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > > 8. Move "Caution: Wet  Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > > 9. Set up a  tent in the camping department; tell others you'll
> >>> only
> >>> > > invite
> >>> > > > them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > > 10. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and  ask,
> >>> "Why
> >>> > won't
> >>> > > > you people just leave me alone?"
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > > 11. Look right into the security camera, and use it as  a  
>mirror
> >>> while
> >>> > > you
> >>> > > > pick your nose.
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > > 12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full  scale
> >>> > > battlefield
> >>> > > > with Pokemon vs. the X-Men.
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > > 13. Ask other customers if they have any Grey  Poupon.
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > > 14. While handling guns in the hunting  department, suddenly ask
> >>> the
> >>> > > clerk
> >>> > > > if he knows where the  anti-depressants are.
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > > 15. Switch the men's and  women's signs on the doors of the
> >>> restrooms.
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > > 16. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme  
>from"Mission
> >>> > > > Impossible."
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > > 17.  Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > > 18. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look  with
> >>> various
> >>> > > > funnels.
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > > 19. Hide  in the clothing racks and when people browse through,
> >>> say
> >>> > > things
> >>> > > > like "pick me! pick me!!"
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > > 20. When an  announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume 
>"It's
> >>> those
> >>> > > > voices again!"
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > > 21. If the store has a food court, buy  a soft drink; explain 
>that
> >>> you
> >>> > > don't
> >>> > > > get out  much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella  in  
>it.
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > > 22. Go into the dressing room and yell real  loud..."Hey, we're
> >>> out of
> >>> > > > toilet paper in here!"
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > >
> >>> > > > Hope ya'll have fun christmas shopping this year!!
>

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