Now lets get one thing straight. When you’re as popular as this guy, you need plenty of seats in your room to entertain your guests. Wearmouth residents were ‘rationed’ to one bed and one chair, which gave rise to potential conflict between Boob’s popularity and the rules of Maureen, the Wearmouth Housekeeper!
Towards the end of first year, a notice had been put up on the notice board instructing “To whoever has removed 4 chairs from the common room, please return them immediately”. Brilliant, but was it worth the risk of being spotted returning the coveted chairs? No! Upon termination of our residency in Wearmouth, Rob made light work of stockpiling the chairs in the airing cupboard at the bottom of the corridor, complete with scuff marks on the carpet leading from his room to the airing cupboard door!