By the time May arrived the house was looking like one of Matt’s dinners. Things were desperate and remember that the boys had stumped up £100 each in deposits for the privilege of living in ghetto number 13 for 8 months! It wasn’t long before the boys set-to and started scrubbing. Brian dealt with the upstairs bathroom, Andy did the downstairs bathroom, King Villas 2, errrrrr cleaned his well-used suede shoes and John saw to the kitchen. You may be thinking that we’ve missed somebody off the list, but we haven’t. Whilst John was scrubbing the cooker, Matt appeared in the kitchen clutching a bag of skips and provided an inspirational bit of advice to John: “Naaaa you don’t wanna use the dish cloth, use a brillo from Ash Mahmoods” then disappeared into the living room to think about Man Utd and Ole Gunnar Scholschaaaaar. If only John had thought of that, then he too would have been able to sport a pair of velcro-fasten Acupuncture shoes!
