Now lets get one thing straight. If you eat poor food and have an unbalanced diet, then you can expect bad things, we all know that. But for a Pharmacy student destined for a first-class degree, it should go without question that he or she should know a thing or two about diet. Enter Stuckey. Good old Matthew Stuckey. Every night, without fail, he�d make good use of the space available on the rusty baking tray, loading it with chips and waffles, reconstituted burgers (may contain nuts�or eye lids) or a tesco�s value quiche. Afterwards he�d sweeten his palette with a packet of skips and a Spira whilst slumped on the brown settee, dabbling in Old Trafford philosophy. Andy and John even returned to the house one day to discover a quarter eaten Lyon�s sponge cake just lounging on the kitchen worktop. Is he still alive or did he have a heart attack yesterday? Only one man knows; Matt Stuckey, so get in touch before it�s too late!
