John got up one morning to go for a shower and noticed that the toilet was lined with loads of brown stuff. Later that day, all the boys were arriving back for tea. Craig was already back, when Brian stomps down the stairs and starts ripping in to him “Don’t you leave your fuppin gone off milk in the fuppin fridge again! I was fuppin sick this morning ya fupper” It turns out that Brian had some of Craig's 'not too fresh' milk and brought his Coco Pops up that morning in the toilet. Craig looked baffled as to why Brian had been helping himself to the milk. The argument continued…