Sunderland-Uni!

Now everybody on the 3rd floor knew that Andy loved sleeping..at weekends he’d arise at 3pm and if he wasn’t doing something, he was sleeping! One particular night Andy was lying on his bed in the dark listening to a bit of Stereophonics and despite many knocks and bangs at his door, he wasn’t moving from that comfy spot. The boys, being bored and frustrated at Andy’s non-arousal decided to acquire, in Blue Peter style, one condom, one foot pump and one can of shaving foam….you can guess the rest! Totally unaware, Andy remained lay on his bed while the boys pumped away at the condom as it got bigger and bigger and…..BANG!!!! BOOM!!! That shifted him…thinking it was World War III, Andy jumped up to find shaving foam splattered all over his floor, wall and door…thanks!! 1

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