This is an adaptation of the David Bowie song "She's Got Medals", which I did when Iroda won the women's singles Gold Medal at the 2002 Asian Games, and a Copper Medal in the mixed doubles!
She walked onto court, and she set up the balls and the net
She played a good game of tennis, and the girls fought her back
But never knocked her out
She wore a sexy tennis-dress
Her tennis-shoes were full of toes
She's got medals!
The website called her Anna, but she changed her name to Iroda
She's a one! Oh
She went to South Korea, passed the medical - don't ask me how it's done
They sent her to Geumjeong
Playing for her country's name
She's got medals!
She got very tired of beating up girls
Stringing her racket, and shaving her curls
Then the enemy dropped a bomb
Survivors there were none!
People say that when the moon is full and all the stars have gone to bed
You can see a ghost, but that's a lie, because the sexy woman isn't dead!
She deserted on the previous morning
Replaced her tennis-kit with dresses silk and green
Called herself Iri
Came to Bratislava
To play the VUB Open
She's got medals!