This is a parody of the No Doubt song "Underneath It All", written by Gwen Stefani and Django Stewart. I wrote it for Valentine's Day in 2003.
There's times when I want something more, someone more like me
There's times when your Grand-Slam schedule seems incomplete
But, you hit the ball with such flair, like no one else
And behind your dark stare, you're something else
You're really lovely, underneath it all
You want to play, underneath it all
I'm really lucky, underneath it all
You're really lovely
You've had some real bad losses, you need a decent coach
But lately you've been trying real hard and giving it your best
And, you give me the most gorgeous smile that I've ever had
And when it's really bad, I guess it's not that bad
You're really lovely, underneath it all
You want to play, underneath it all
I'm really lucky, underneath it all
You're really lovely
So many moods that we exceed
Stumbling back next to me
I've seen right through and underneath
And it makes you better
I've seen right through and underneath
And it makes you better, better, better...
'Cause underneath it all, you are my Princess Charming, like the heat from the fire you are always burnin', every time you're on court, my body keeps callin', but I gotta cut this rap 'cause it's too degradin' ;-)
If you stuff all your matches and all you've got left is me
Then somehow I'm full of forgiveness, I guess it's meant to be...