Hallelujah! Thanks to the good graces of our KGB>FSB godfathers the burden of shopping which I previously so much hated for its time-consuming nature has become a rare and brief affair which happens almost by blunder the same way a 90-year-old woman might walk in the gynecologist’s office.
Now the ordinary Russians would have to limit their staple diet solely to bread and cereals. Eggs and cheese went up almost 100% in price (15% according to official KGB>FSB statistics) and became forbidden fruit in our CoS Paradise.
Who was that guy, I wonder, who had said a Man could not live by bread alone? He can! Another four-year term of KGB rule, and a Man would have to learn to live by God’s word alone. He’d better start learning right now because the Almighty who incidentally lives in Kremlin watches him closely. Amen.
Nov.11, 2007, a six-year-old child was killed by the Russian secret services which stormed his father’s home in the North Caucasus. They said his father was suspected of sheltering a certain Makhaurie, a notorious terrorist and alleged paid agent of those very secret services. Another incident of the gang war now raging between our secret services? I wonder whose side this six-year-old was on?
Meanwhile, the noble cause of our FSB lords gets another boost, this time, according to our society columnists, from the Head of the Russian Emperial House, Her Emperial Highness, the Grand Duchess Dairy, err… well, never mind her name because some simply call her ‘that fat сow of dubious pedigree who lives in Spain and plays in the Russian political puppet theater staged and directed by the FSB’ – which is a dirty lie, of course. She’s not that fat, her looks just match her title: the Grand Ducky, err… Duchess - anyway, the media says she’s granted a title to the head of the Russian secret police, the FSB.
I can only guess about the reason for such decision which I wholeheartedly applaud nonetheless. I know the British establishment, for example, have long regarded spying a ‘too dirty business to trust it to anyone but gentleman’. Apparently in the case of the Russian establishment the opposite is also true, i.e. anyone engaged professionally in dirty business deserves a title. No doubt the appropriate award would soon be decreed to such unmitigated heroes, some say the Order of Bastard, First Class, might suit them perfectly.
Anyway, it’s gratifying to see that KGB>FSB relentless campaign to gain social standing as the Order of the Russian neo-noblemen (the term incidentally coined by their present patron soon no doubt to be appointed the Lord of the Privies Council) is succeeding.
It’s gratifying because the CoS, like any country of slaves, must have the class of masters, the same way the bunch of whores must have their pimp – otherwise they simply stop working, and the whole brothel of a country goes to ruin, of course.
And it goes without saying that every bloody dissident, too, must have his minder – otherwise this asshole might miss his turn of screw-tighten, and the whole brothel of a country would go to ruin, just the same.
