Your Sex Sign is Taurus!
You ooze sensuality and lust! You're down for anything, as long as it celebrates the natural body. You're a master at giving head - and as long as it feels good, you'll do it. Even your lover's nastiest fantasy!Taurus, you draw your intense sexuality from the earth. You are strongly built - like a Greek or Roman nude. Your sign is ruled by the planet Venus - giving you a lusty appetite for sex.
Sexually, you favor the strong, silent type - someone as comfortable in the rugged outdoors as you are. Intellectual, geeky types don't appeal to you at all.
Your home and surroundings are very imporant to you - it's always your place, not their's. While you'd never do a hotel fling, you'll have sex outdoors (beach, grass, whatever) - As long as there is some privacy.
You are very oral - a master at oral sex. You love your lover to climax in your mouth. You love any and every kind of foreplay... and you'll do anything as long as it feels good. You are more pleasure-oriented than excitement-oriented.
As for weird sexual practices, you are fixed in your likes and dislikes, and you are are anything BUT conventional. Your basic, carnal nature leads you to engage frequently in oral and anal sex. Why, you've even been known to give your partner a golden shower on occasion!
What's *Your* Sex Sign?
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Cuddle and a kiss on the forehead - You like to be close to your
special someone and feel warm, comfortable, and needed.
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Which Season are you?
LEVEL 2 -- VERY STRAIGHT ACTING
Hardly anyone would be able to pick you as a homo boy. All your actions are carefully crafted in a way that they never appear to be considered too fem. Only a fellow Level 2 buddy might suspect you with the proper gaydar and it's just the way you like it.
Gangbang movie! You're such a horndog! You can't get enough sex! You've been around the block. People might even go so far as to call you a nympho. Chances are, you're a walking STD. Go get tested.
What kind of porno would you star in?
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Note from Anders: I DON'T KNOW HOW I GOT THIS RESULT. I have no whore tendencies! None whatsoever. Honest. No really, you have to believe me! I'm wholesome. I'M FUCKING WHOLESOME. Hmph, fine, think what you will. Bastards.
I am . . . "THE MISSIONARY POSITION"
You are a somewhat "old fashioned" kind of person . . . but with a few new-fangled twists. Your relationships and activities tend toward the traditional, straight-and-narrow, no-nonsense kind, and you probably like to do a lot of things just the way mom and dad did them when you were growing up. You don't really like change for the sake of change, and one of your favorite sayings is, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."
But although some of your habits are conservative, you are pretty revolutionary in the amount of respect you have for other people. Jockeying for status, social climbing, trying to one-up those around you . . . these pursuits are totally not your style. You tend to treat people the way you would like to be treated yourself. One of your biggest turn-ons is standing face-to-face with someone else, on a totally equal footing, exchanging ideas, creating through partnership, and learning from each other.
In this world of giant personalities, some people might overlook you due to your calm, low-key exterior. But the ones that count will see deeper, and will treasure you as the strong, steady person you really are.
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Introverted: 11 Intuitive: 33 Feeling: 22 Judging: 56
Beneath the quiet exterior, INFJs hold deep convictions about the weightier matters of life. Those who are activists -- INFJs gravitate toward such a role -- are there for the cause, not for personal glory or political power.
INFJs are champions of the oppressed and downtrodden. They often are found in the wake of an emergency, rescuing those who are in acute distress. INFJs may fantasize about getting revenge on those who victimize the defenseless. The concept of 'poetic justice' is appealing to the INFJ.
"There's something rotten in Denmark." Accurately suspicious about others' motives, INFJs are not easily led. These are the people that you can rarely fool any of the time. Though affable and sympathetic to most, INFJs are selective about their friends . Such a friendship is a symbiotic bond that transcends mere words.
INFJs have a knack for fluency in language and facility in communication. In addition, nonverbal sensitivity enables the INFJ to know and be known by others intimately.
Writing, counseling, public service and even politics are areas where INFJs frequently find their niche.
My life is rated PG.
What is your life rated?
How Does *Your* Dick Rate?
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Note from Anders: Enhancement?! Never going to happen. I'm confident with what I've got.
Enough said.
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Uhhh... Your Whitie Tighties.
You're A Bit Boring But You Don't Seem To Notice... Good For You.
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Note from Anders: Boring?! Doesn't look the least bit boring to me. Mm.
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Ok, ok you're gay. Take a deep breath, it's not so bad. Not only is it trendy, but it's absolutely cool by us. Hope your parents feel the same way. Surround yourself with caring friends, and live the lifestyle freely. Sooner or later everyone will come around, and stop asking about those piercings. |
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Your Secret Fetish Is Anal Sex!
As Howard Stern says, you're into "third input sex." Maybe you're a giver or a receiver, but chances are that you are both. Ever heard of Bend Over Boyfriend? Go check it out at your local adult video store. And if you haven't even tried anal... Oh my god... What are you waiting for???
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You have a straight up dick! Outstanding, your cock is perfect in everyway! Way to go, you should thank your mom for that!
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Note from Anders: Tell that to that other quiz up there! Grr.
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You Get Off On Hansel and Gretel!
You're both lost in the woods: two unchaperoned virgins neglected by their parents and free to play doctor... But that jealous witch tries to upset your plans! Or maybe it's a morality tale about being a bit too greedy for a nibble on someone's sugar shack, and getting your goose cooked as a result? Then again, you could be confusing your lust for food with plain old lust.What Fairy Tale Gets *You* Off?
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yeah baby, harder harder! Just be careful you don't break anything you wicked mortal.
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Missionary
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Well done comrade! You're one of the big boys! When you're not holding speeches about how everyone is equal in the communist society, you're busy living the high-life while millions starve, freeze or get worked to death! You zany person you!
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Switzerland - A neutral power for as long as most can remember, it has avoided war for several centuries. However, it is still considered highly advanced and a global power.
Positives:
Judicial.
Neutrality.
World-Renouned.
Powerful without Force.
Makes Excellent Watches, Etc.
Negatives:
Target of Ridicule.
Constant Struggle to Avoid Conflict.
Target of Criminal Bank Accounts.
Which Country of the World are You?
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My Belief System Selector Results:
1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (94%)
3. Liberal Quakers (81%)
4. Neo-Pagan (73%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (70%)
6. Non-theist (70%)
7. Mainline - Liberal Christian Protestants (63%)
8. New Age (55%)
9. Taoism (53%)
10. Mahayana Buddhism (50%)
11. Reform Judaism (48%)
12. Orthodox Quaker (43%)
13. Sikhism (37%)
14. Scientology (35%)
15. New Thought (33%)
16. Jainism (31%)
17. Bah�'� Faith (27%)
18. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (25%)
19. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (24%)
20. Hinduism (24%)
21. Seventh Day Adventist (19%)
22. Mainline - Conservative Christian Protestant (17%)
23. Eastern Orthodox (14%)
24. Islam (14%)
25. Orthodox Judaism (14%)
26. Roman Catholic (14%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (13%)
BELIEF SYSTEM SELECTOR...an exploration of world religions
My European Country Selector Results:
1. Iceland
2. Norway
3. Scotland
4. France - the Rest
5. France - the South
6. Germany - the East
7. Spain - the rest
8. Germany - the North
9. Switzerland
10. The Channel Islands
11. Belgium
12. Germany - the South
13. Denmark
14. France - Brittany
15. The Netherlands
16. England
17. Spain - the coasts and islands
18. Germany - the West
EUROPEAN COUNTRY SELECTOR
You are a URINAL, you are prolly male and have icky things growing out of your ears.
What kind of toilet are you?
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You are a professional Man Whore! Now go out there and show the world! But just as a safty percation, watch out for kicks, slaps, punches, being shot, ect... Some people just dont understand our ways.
What kind of Man Whore are you?
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Note from Anders: This again! I'm not the promiscuous sort. Not me! I'll find me a lad and unleash all sexual drive on him and him alone. Mm.
