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Sabse intelligent koun:TUM, sabse smart koun:TUM, sabse strong koun:TUM, in sab me TUM se zyada koun:HUM, lekin sabse ache dost kaun:HUMTUM

Shores never meet but share the same ocean. The moon and stars could not be one yet are in one sky. Friends don"t meet often but never stop being friends...

Never hold ur farts in. They travel up ur spine and that's where u get shitty ideas from!!

Facts of life. 1.Nobody dies virgin, life fucks evry1. 2.Gravity is all bullshit, basicly earth sucks. 3.Dont drink water, fishes fuck in it.

How can u tell if ur computer mouse is male or female? Hey u dont have 2 turn it upside down 2 c it stupid .. its female coz it uses a pad.

always start ur day with lot of S E X. S-mile, E-nergy, X-citement. make SEX a daily habbit & you'll always be SUC"SEX"FUL