This is only a joke! Please take this only as humor.
I don't think that any real Amish person would condone any of these practices! (Except possibly #3.)
Drink molasses 'til you heave
Wet bonnet contest
Stuff as many guys as you can into a buggy
Buttermilk keggar
Blow past the Dairy Queen on a really rad Clydesdale
Get a tattoo: "Born to raise barns"
Cruise streets of Belleville shouting insults at people with zippers
Sleep 'til 6:00 AM
Drive over to Allensville and kick some Mennonite rear
