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[01]  A young girl answers the door , An older neighbour is standing there.

          “ My father isn’t home “ , she says , “ but I can help u.

          I bet you want a bull to service your cow. Well , my father charges
          Rs.1900 for his best bull !
          No, I don’t want your best bull “ , neighbour says.
          We have a young bull that is just starting out.

          My father charges Rs. 599.90 for him. “ I don’t want him either”.

          The girl tries again “ we have an old bull out in the pasture.
          He can still do the job , and my father
          Charges only Rs. 99 for him.

          “That’s not what , I want “ the neighbour says

          “I came here to see your father about your
          brother “X” , He ‘s made my daughter
          pregnant “
          “ Oh ” the girl replies , I don‘t know what he
          charges for that.
 
[02]  Do you know how to make holy-water ? you take some regular water and you  boil the hell, out of it.
 
[03]   H :- Husband , W :-  Wife
         Husband to Wife :- I’m  feeling so depressed to day.
         W :- Why honey ?
         H :- It’s just that some times ,I feel so alone and useless.
         W :- Oh, you don’t have to feel so alone ,
                      A lot of people think your useless.
[04]  A baby girl turns to a baby boy and says,
          “I‘m a girl “
          “How do you know ?” the boy asks.
          “I heard my mummy say it “ the girl replies.
         “Well , I’m a boy “ the boy says .How do you know ?
         asks the girl.
          “Just look ! the boy says ,
          pulling of his banket , proudly.
         See ? Blue bootees. !
Author ship – Amila ©
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