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[01]
A young girl answers the door , An older neighbour is standing
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“ My father isn’t home “ , she says , “ but I can help u.
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I bet you
want a bull to service your cow. Well , my father charges |
Rs.1900
for his best bull ! |
No, I
don’t want your best bull “ , neighbour says. |
We have a
young bull that is just starting out. |
My father charges Rs. 599.90 for him. “ I don’t want him
either”. |
The girl
tries again “ we have an old bull out in the pasture. |
He can
still do the job , and my father
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Charges
only Rs. 99 for him. |
“That’s not what , I want “ the neighbour says
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“I came
here to see your father about your
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brother
“X” , He ‘s made my daughter
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pregnant
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“ Oh ”
the girl replies , I don‘t know what he |
charges
for that. |
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[02]
Do you know how to make holy-water
? you take some regular water and you boil the hell, out of it. |
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[03]
H :- Husband , W :- Wife |
Husband to Wife
:- I’m feeling so depressed to day. |
W :- Why honey
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H :- It’s just
that some times ,I feel so alone and useless. |
W :- Oh, you
don’t have to feel so alone ,
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A lot of people think your useless. |
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[04] A baby girl turns to a baby boy
and says, |
“I‘m a girl “ |
“How do you know ?” the boy asks. |
“I heard my mummy say it “ the girl
replies. |
“Well , I’m a boy “ the boy says .How
do you know ? |
asks the girl. |
“Just look ! the boy says , |
pulling of his banket , proudly. |
See ? Blue bootees. ! |
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