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VINNIE:
One thing you should know about my sister is the fact that she is one hell of a driver. Not to insult my driving skills but when she wants to bolt she can bolt. But before the car I had to tell Tony that he needed to cause a distraction of sorts. I didn't specify, I didn't need to he was good at what he did. As for the incident that I mentioned, well lets just say Tony had too much to drink last week and had mistaken my sister for a hooker. Now normally we would have thrown a guy like that out of the club, but obviously we couldn't do that to Tony so the next morning I graciously told him he owed us one. Back to the car for a moment. We have a lovely black Cadillac Eldorado with bulletproof glass. Obviously we had to keep the windows down to allow air but that's beside the point. This baby could catch sixty without breaking a sweat, good old American ingenuity at its best. The tires were nice with excellent brakes. Of course with Vicky at the wheel you never know what's gonna happen. Now I love my sister very much but lets just say she can be a bit impulsive, especially when it comes to driving. She also seemed to be in one of her "moods". Finally while still looking down the road she spoke. "Drinking doesn't help you know Vinnie" She looked at me while going through a light. "Sure it does" I replied. Personally I don't know what she was getting all uppity about I wasn't even drunk yet. Hell I barely felt a buzz before she grabbed it away from me "besides it's not hurting anyone" "Except yourself Vinnie, except for me" Vicky said in a stern tone "do you know what that stuff does to you?" "Let it go Vicky, we've already had this conversation" I said as we neared the corner "we'll wait for the signal from here" "Don't think this conversation is over, Vinnie" Vicky replied as she parked. The armored car was at least six inches thick, two guards in the front each armed with a shotgun. This was gonna be one hell of a problem. Not only did we need to get to the car and drive it off, we had to make sure we A.) Aren't followed and B.) The cops aren't alerted. This was risky to say the least. "I know I know, we'll talk about later" I had no intention of talking about it later. As far as I was concerned this conversation was over "do you know what we are waiting for?" "Yeah sirens off in the opposite direction" Vicky replied "who else is on this job Vinnie?" "We got Joey on the street corner, as soon as the sirens go off he�s gonna ask one of the guards in the armored car to bum a light. After one of them leave the car I'm gonna come up around the other side and whack the other guard. Then you sneak in the back to make sure our shit is legit, then we make a break for it" "Same as always Vinnie, simple minded" She said looking at the armored car that was no more than twenty feet away. "You know my theory, if its too intelligent it gets fucked up" I said wishing I had my Vodka with me. Suddenly sirens went off and I said to Vicky "Show time lets go" Sure enough like clockwork Joey came up to the armored car wearing a red jacket and blue jeans not to mention a red cap that covered his short hair. The guard stepped out of the car and turned away, Joey reached up to slam his gun in the back of the guard's head but the guard turned around and Joey only grazed his shoulder. "Shit!" I said "time for some improvisation!" I drew my .357 and pointed it at the guard with the shotgun. Vicky on the other side was on her knee behind the car hood with her own pistol pointed at the guard. I shouted to him "THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING STEP THE FUCK AWAY OR WE BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT MOTHERFUCKER!!!" The guard panicked and lifted his shotgun. BANG BANG BANG. Three holes capped the guard in the upper torso. I hit him in his stomach, Vicky hit his shoulder, and Joey who was behind the miserable fuck planted a cold one in the back of his fucking skull. Vicky not being one to let fear or panic overtake her took charge "LET'S GO! JOEY TAKE CARE OF THE OTHER GUARD, I'LL CHECK THE GOODS!" With that she went to the back and opened the back. Meanwhile Joey and me flanked the sides of the car. Of course by now the guard was starting to step out. I saw him stepping out and I fired a round right through the car door. It hit his side and he fell to the ground. Me being the moron I was took him for dead and headed to the car. The little shit slid underneath the car. And I didn't know it at the time but the fucker called the cops over his walkie-talkie on his belt. By then Joey and me were in the car. Vicky was once again at the wheel. "Alright Vicky lets get the fuck outta here" I said as she turned on the engine "we got maybe ten minutes before the cops head over here if we're lucky" Sirens could be heard throughout the city. Vicky looked at me and smirked, "When have we ever been lucky Vinnie?" |