This chapter is for Assilem and Falcon! Thanks for this idea guys, it’s HILARIOUS!! And also your input throughout the whole chapter! Everyone give them a round of applause! (Stands up saying YAY!! Clap, clap, clap, slow clap, trying to get everyone to join in slow clap… sits back down looking embarrassed) I’ve finally gotten around to writing this part, but after this, I have no idea what to write so I’m still open for suggestions! Oh, and one part of this is a little, okay, very suggestive as to, what, happens, so yeah. Use your own discretion!!!

"Bye Beej! We’ll be out your way sometime, hopefully soon!" Hawkeye said as he hugged his friend. The Crabapple Cove Lobster Festival was over, and BJ, Peg, Erin and Pierce were heading back to Mill Valley.

"See ya Hawk. Bye Margaret. Thanks for putting up with us."

"No problem BJ. We’ve got the empty room, so don’t worry about it!" Margaret said as she hugged him and he gave her a kiss on the cheek. "Peg, thank you so much for coming. I’ve always heard so much about you, but apart from our wedding, I’ve never seen you, but I really got to know you these past three weeks, and it was great having a little girl for Beth to play with and a little boy to play with Nick."

"I know Margaret. We’ll be talking I’m sure, and as soon as you feel like taking your three, sorry, I mean two kids and your husband," She smiled at Hawkeye and he stuck his tongue out, "all the way across the country, come and visit. The trip isn’t fun, I don’t know about Hawk but BJ’s worse than the kids for ‘are we there yet’, but come anyway."

"We will, Peg. See you!"

"Bye!! C’mon Erin! Pierce!" All of the kids were running around some chairs, enjoying the last bit of time they had together, and they were reluctant to go, so Peg picked up Pierce and BJ picked up Erin and they headed out to board the plane.

Margaret sighed and leaned against Hawkeye’s chest. "I’m sad to see them go, but I’m also kind of glad." Hawkeye said.

"I know what you mean Ben."

"I’ve been off work for the past week and spent it with you, the kids and BJ and his family. It was great, but I’d love to take a week off just to spend with you and the kids."

"Yeah."

"I spent lots of time with the kids, but not a whole lot with you. I was talking to dad, and he said he and mom would take care of the kids for a bit. He wants to take them fishing, so we could have a quiet afternoon together."

"Ben that sounds great." She smiled and turned around in her husband’s arms and looked into his deep blue eyes. They drove her wild and she decided the quicker she could get the kids to their grandparents’ the better. "Let’s go." Hawkeye went over and scooped up both kids, one in each muscular arm as Margaret looked on at him. She loved how he was when he was with the kids.

"Daddy."

"What is it Nick?"

"I got a boo poo."

"You got a boo boo? Well come here, let me fix that for you." He gently set his children down and looked at Nick’s finger. It was a little red. "Does it hurt?" Nick nodded. "Well it’s a good thing I’m a doctor. He took the little hand in his two big hands, made some funny sounds that caused a giggle from Nick and a smile on his tear stained face, and kissed the finger. "There. Does that feel better?"

Nick nodded. "Tank you daddy."

"No problem, kiddo. I love you."

"Love you daddy." Nick put his arms around his dad’s neck and Hawkeye lifted him up and he placed a kiss on his son’s jet-black hair, which was in the same style haircut as his.

"Daddy!" He looked down to see Beth holding on to his pant leg.

"What is it sweetie?"

"Wanna come up too."

"Okay." He bent down and she put her arms around his neck and he picked the two up and he kissed her blonde hair.

"She didn’t want to come with me." Margaret said. "She wanted you."

"What can I say? She has great taste in men."

Margaret laughed. She put her hand in Hawkeye’s pocket to get the keys for the car. "Margaret, not here. That’s driving me wild."

"Ben! Not in front of the idskaie!"

He laughed and since Nick had fallen asleep on his shoulder, he decided to take this opportunity to talk to Beth. "So did you have fun with Erin?"

"Uh huh."

"I guess it was great to have another girl around to play dollies with, huh?"

"Yeah. Nick never wants to play. No boy ever wants to play."

"Well if you want, sometime we can play dollies. Would you like that?"

"Yay!!" Beth answered.

"I have to have a kiss first."

"Okay daddy." She leaned over and kissed him on the cheek. "Mommy, Daddy needs a shave."

Margaret laughed. "Well maybe now he’ll listen. He never listens to me."

"Hey!" Hawkeye laughed too. "So munchkin, what other things did you and Erin do?"

"Umm, nothin’. She really smart."

"Yeah?"

"Uh huh she knows everything!"

"Oh, like what?"

Margaret suddenly remembered the conversation that Erin and Beth had had earlier and her eyes widened. She was worried that she would say something.

"Well, I learned that you have a penis."

Hawkeye’s eyes widened. "Oh?"

"Yeah, so does Nick and Uncle BJ and Pierce. All boys do. Did you know that?"

"Uh, yes I did, sweetie. Although I don’t know if it’s a good idea for you to talk about that right now with anyone else."

"Oh. Okay." The family had reached the car and Margaret was doing everything she could not to bust out laughing. She helped Hawkeye put the kids in the car seats and got in the passenger seat.

"Now, who wants to get some ice cream and go over to Grampy and Grammy’s to go fishing?" Hawkeye asked from the drivers seat as the kids put up there hands.

"I do I do!!" They coursed.

Hawkeye got some ice cream for the kids and brought them over to Daniel and Jane’s house.

"Hey Dad, thanks again for taking the kids."

"No problem Hawk. I know you’ve had four kids and two other adults in your house for the past three weeks. You need a brake. We were going to go down to Orchard River. I figured we could get some apples of the tree there to eat while we were fishing, but of course you went and spoiled them with ice cream."

"Dad you know it’s not often they get that."

"I know I know, I just like to tease you about being a parent. Now don’t you see why I have all this gray hair?"

"Yeah dad, I understand what it’s like now. Well, we should get going. See you later! We’ll pick them up, say before bed time, maybe around eight or so."

"Sounds good." Daniel took the kids in the house and Hawkeye and Margaret went back to the house.

They got out of the car and Hawkeye took her in his arms. "Alone at last."

"Thank God." She said as she turned around and kissed him. She meant to just give him a short, sweet kiss but he kissed her back, and opened her mouth and let his tongue slip in. She pushed farther into him and ran her hands through his hair. "Hmm oh God." She moaned as his tongue made its way down her jaw and her neck, pausing at her pulse, gently moving his lips and tongue over it. Her hands went around his waist and up his shirt, rubbing his chest as she realized where they were.

"Ben."

"Hmm"

"Honey, let’s go inside. I know there’s trees around but still."

"Hmmokay." Not letting go of each other they made their way through the back door. As soon as Hawkeye closed the door Margaret immediately jumped up onto him, wrapping her legs around his waist and putting her hands in his hair. Hawkeye was a little surprised at her aggressive approach and he smiled and growled.

"Oh God I want you."

"C’mon then baby." Hawkeye managed to get out before kissing her again. He kicked off his shoes; Margaret had kicked hers off earlier. As Hawkeye walked the two of them in through the living room and up the stairs, Margaret licked his jaw and his neck, causing him to almost drop her at one point because he moaned and got a little weak.

She yelped a little. "Oh Ben!"

"Well I guess I don’t really need to use my hands to hold you up anymore."

"Oh God Ben! Well I know you’re pretty, umm, strong, but still don’t be afraid to use your hands."

"Don’t worry." She smiled and went back to licking his jaw line. They made their way up the stairs and into the bedroom where Hawkeye fell onto the bed with her on top of him.

He unbuttoned her top as she pulled his top off him. They rolled over and Hawkeye started unhooking her bra and caressing her soft skin. Margaret fumbled for a minute and got his jeans undone and slipped them over his firm butt, and as her hands came up they rested back on his butt.

After a long time, Hawkeye collapsed on Margaret, and she ran her hands over his body smoothly as his heart and breathing slowed back down to normal.

"Oh God." Hawkeye mumbled against her chest.

"That’s you." Margaret smiled and he looked at her through his tousled bangs with his blue eyes, giving him a really sexy look that really turned her on, but she knew he was tired, and so was she, so she resisted. Later on, she thought to herself.

The phone rang, so Hawkeye rolled off of Margaret onto the bed enough to reach the phone. "Hello? Oh, okay. Sure no problem. See you in an hour."

"Who was that?"

"Dad. They caught a couple of large salmon. Well dad did, but Beth and Nick ‘helped’ so he said we could come over for supper. He’s barbequing them."

"Oh that sounds good. What time is it?"

"5:00."

"Okay, well we should get a shower and head on over."

"Yeah. I’m pretty tired though."

"I know you are, Sexy. You worked really hard today." She kissed him on the chest and got up. "We really have to get a shower though."

"I know, I’m coming. If you want to see me without the sheet and get a peek at the good stuff then just say so." He said as he stood up and they walked into the shower together.

Over at Daniel and Jane’s everyone ate a delicious supper of Barbequed salmon and after had some apple pie that Jane had made.

Hawk and Margaret got up from the table and sat on the couch, where Hawkeye lay down and put his head in her lap. In no time, she heard little snores coming out of him. He was very tired.

"Gee, Hawk seems awfully tired today." Daniel mentioned.

"Yeah, uh, well I guess he ate a lot for supper. He gets like that."

"Funny. He never used to be like that."

"Oh, well, um, uh, you see, he, uh, lately gets like that after supper. I guess it come with age." She didn’t want to admit that they had just spent the entire afternoon making love and that they were worn out.

Soon, the kids started to nod off. It was eight o’clock, and would soon be their bedtime. "We should head home." Margaret said as she gently shook Hawkeye.

"Hmm Margaret baby, not right now I’m too tired you wore me out today." He mumbled into her leg.

"Ben!!" She exclaimed as their parents looked at them with a knowing look. "Wake up, honey. The kids are tired we need to get home."

He realized with that they were not home, and he opened his eyes wide to see his dad and Margaret’s mom staring at him. "Oh, well, ahem. Yeah. We should be getting home." He quickly got up and went to pick up the kids’ things. Once all their toys were put away, they said goodbye to their parents, while slightly avoiding their eyes. They were a little embarrassed about what he had said.

Nick and Beth had both fallen asleep on the couch by the time they were ready to leave, so Hawkeye picked up Beth and Margaret took Nick and they headed out to the car. The twins were so tired from being outside with their grandfather that they slept all through the ride home. Hawkeye and Margaret had almost gotten their pajamas on when they started to stir. When they realized they were home and were going to bed, they smiled and went back to sleep.

When they had turned three, Hawkeye and Margaret had bought them each a bedroom set. Hawkeye put Nick in the blue room, stubbing his toe on a Tonka truck on the way, and Margaret put Beth in her purple room. Beth hated pink, and had claimed the purple one for herself. After stepping on a couple doll sized brushes and shoes, she finally made her way out of Beth’s room and met Hawkeye coming out of the bedroom directly across the hall.

She looked at him and smiled. They closed the doors to the rooms, and Margaret wrapped her arms around his neck and kissed him passionately. He deepened the kiss and walked with her towards their room. She didn’t want to let go of him so she walked backwards. Their kisses were becoming more heated as they reached the bedroom and closed the door behind them. As soon as they did Margaret pulled off his shirt and started for his fly. Hawkeye fumbled with her bra and soon they were fully naked and they fell on the bed.

Beth had fallen asleep when her mother brought her into her room. She wasn’t asleep half an hour and was woken up by a bad dream. "AHH! MOMMY!!!"

She knew her mom didn’t always hear her. Their room was at the other end of the hall on the other side. She decided to try again. "MOMMY?!" No answer. Sometimes she liked to sleep with her mom and dad in their room. If Tuttle was with her than it was no problem, she would cuddle up with him, but he was in Nick’s room tonight, so she headed down the hall.

She thought she heard something funny but thought nothing of it and opened her parent’s bedroom door. When she saw them her eyes widened. There were her parents on the bed, with nothing on. They were breathing hard. She turned around, her dream forgotten about and ran back into her room.

Hawkeye and Margaret were too far into it to realize their daughter had come into the room, and continued at it.

Afterwards they put on their pajamas. They didn’t want their kids to see them in bed naked. Hawkeye took Margaret in his arms and they went to sleep.

The next morning, as they did every Sunday morning, the twins came into their parents’ room to read stories. The whole family loved this, and even Tuttle was allowed on their bed, something that generally wasn’t allowed. Nick just ran on into the room with Tuttle at his heals when he woke up, and a little while later a knock was heard on the door.

"That’s odd, Beth never knocks." Margaret said as she got up and opened the door. Beth was a little shy, but slowly moved into the room, while looking at her parents funny.

"I have to go potty." Nick said and headed out of the room, leaving Beth sitting on their bed facing them, with a strange look on her face.

"Mommy?"

"Yes sweetie?"

"Daddy?"

"What is it honey?"

"Umm, I had a bad dream last night."

"Oh sweetie, that’s okay. You know they won’t hurt you. You didn’t come in though."

"Yes I did."

Margaret just looked at Hawkeye with a horrified look on her face.

"Mommy, why were you playing with daddy’s penis?"

Hawkeye looked over at Margaret with an equally scared look.

"Umm, uh, well, you see, uh…" Margaret started off.

"Well, uh," Hawkeye tried. The two stuttered for a while thinking of what to tell their child.

Finally Margaret said, "uh, well you see it was itchy, and I was scratching it for him."

Hawkeye looked at her. He couldn’t believe she had just said that.

"Daddy, was your penis itchy?"

"Umm, uh, Beth, honey you need to stop asking this questions. These are very private things, okay sweetie?!"

"Umm, okay." Content with her answer she turned around and lay down between her parents and cuddled it.

"It was itchy?" Hawkeye mouthed at Margaret in disbelief.

She shrugged her shoulders. "Well, wasn’t it?" She smiled.

He smiled back at her and winked.

As they did every Sunday afternoon, Daniel and Jane came over to their children’s home for Sunday dinner.

"Honey, want me to help you with anything?" Jane asked her daughter who was taking a chicken out of the oven. Daniel and Hawkeye were in the living room watching football with Nick and Beth. Beth was always a bit of a tomboy and loved to watch sports with her Daddy, Grampy and her brother.

"Well Mom, you know you make the best gravy, so could you do that?"

"Sure."

Soon after she had her gravy made and called everyone into the dining room to eat dinner. Beth said grace, and they all dug into their food. Hawkeye cut up Beth’s food, because she sat next to him and Margaret cut Nick’s up. Soon various things were discussed, the game on TV, the fishing and other things.

Daniel loved to talk to his grandchildren, and Nick was deeply concentrating on not trying to spill his potatoes while he mashed them up and plowed roads through it using his fork so he talked to Beth.

"So Beth, how are you today munchkin?"

"Good."

"That’s good. Did you learn anything today?"

"Last night I had a bad dream and went to go into mommy and daddy’s room, but mommy was scratching daddy’s penis because it was itchy."

Margaret choked on her wine and Hawkeye looked up in fright. All of the adults heads turned to look at Nick, afraid of what he might say, but he was too absorbed in pretending the corn was people drowning in the potatoes and gravy, which had now become a very thick-like soup from playing with it to notice anything out of the ordinary.

"Kids, why don’t you go outside with Tuttle?" Daniel said.

"Okay." They said and slipped off their chairs. They heard the door close and Daniel and Jane busted out laughing.

"It was itchy?" Daniel managed to get out.

"Well what were we supposed to tell her?!"

"Son, learn to lock the door!"

"Dad, you know you should too. That time when we came to pick them up from their first night here?! Yeah, we saw everything!"

Daniel and Jane looked at him and Margaret in disbelief. They never knew that they were caught. "Well don’t think I forgot about the time I saw you naked in your childhood bed with Margaret!"

Jane wasn’t laughing and coughed into her napkin and looked at Margaret unbelievingly. Margaret avoided her eyes.

Hawkeye couldn’t think of anything to add, and just gave up. "Fine, let’s just say we’re even."

"Agreed." They went back to eating supper and Daniel giggled. "Itchy." He mumbled under his breath.

"Ah c’mon dad, can we not talk about that now?"

"Alright. You know son, I am a doctor." He looked at him seriously. "There are powders out there for genital itch." He tried so hard to hold it in but started to laugh again.

"DAD!!! That’s not funny!! And it’s none of your business!"

"Well genital itch can be very serious and uncomfortable. I don’t want you to be uncomfortable."

"DAD!"

"Okay, okay." They quieted down again. Daniel looked at him. "Hawkeye, do you suffer from genital itch?"

"DAD!"

"Well?"

"Okay, no I don’t."

"Don’t what?"

"DAD!!!"

"I’m an old man refresh my memory."

Hawkeye sighed. "No I do not suffer from genital itch." Causing another eruption of laughter from Daniel. "You’re pretty immature for a doctor!"

"What can I say? I love to embarrass my son."

With that Nick walked into the room. "Daddy, I was talking to Beth and she said that mommy was scratching your penis last night because it was itchy. But my penis is never itchy! Is yours itchy very often?"

Hawkeye buried his face in his hands. The entire family now knew that him and Margaret were not only making love, but their parents now knew of a few kinky things they did. "No son, I just had an itch that wouldn’t go away." Daniel snickered. "Normally I don’t have an itch."

"Okay." Content with the answer Nick walked back outside.

Daniel and Jane just looked at Hawkeye and Margaret and shook their heads, while Hawkeye buried his face further into his hands.

"Margaret, dear, may I talk to you in the kitchen?" Jane asked. Margaret looked completely terrified and nodded. Jane stood up walked into the kitchen. Margaret followed her with her head low.

"Yes mom?" She asked shakily. Jane shook her head and answered,

"Margaret, do you remember when you were little?"

"Yes, what does this have anything to do with what just happened?"

"Just listen Margaret." Jane said slightly annoyed.

"Yes mom." Margaret said lowing her head.

"Look at me," Jane said lifting Margaret's head up. "Never in your life or my life, do I ever want to hear about you and your husband doing Kinky things in bed. It’s bad enough that the best thing you could think of was it was itchy."

"I panicked!" Margaret defended.

"I don't care, at least your father and I came up with something more inventive."

"What? I don't need to hear this!"

"What, that me and your father had sex and you saw."

"MOM!" Jane smiled wickedly and continued.

"Now, if you want to try some more kinky things try reading the karma sutra." (AN: spelling there)

Margaret looked at her mother with a horrified look on her face.

(AN: The last part with Margaret and Jane in the kitchen is by Assilem!! YAY!!!)