I wasnt sure how to submit a story so here it is...
I have a friend that works at the local casino as a doorman and whenever he has a good run he throws it my way. In exchange for this service he also calls me when he needs to get rid of somebody. Its a win win situation.
One night doorman calls me and begs me to come get rid of a drunk causing a comotion. I tell doorman he ows me and proceed to the casino. As Im approaching the casino I see someone standing outside,next to a police officer that had obviously pissed his pants and just in case this was my fare I locked the doors.
Sure enough when I pulled in pisspants approaches my cab. I rolled down the window and tell him he can't get in my cab like that. He started yelling about taking this cab company all the time and that I had to take him. just then the police officer comes over and asks what the problem is. I said "look at him". The cop looks and says "ooh!".
I should of pulled out then but I decided to wait for another fare. Doorman comes up to me with news papers and begs again to get this guy out of here. So after fully covering the seat with news papers I take him. I can't wait to get him out. He was obnoxious and had lost a lot of money.
5 minutes after I drop him off doorman calls again and says hes gonna make up for it. I get there, the fare gets in and says hes going to wisconsin. A $225 fare. Its good to have friends in low places.
road runner (meep meep)