Randy Collenberg- The West Coast Cabbie
"The Hash Pipe"
I picked up a young lady who wants to go to her boyfriend’s house. We’re driving down the road talking about different things, when I reach down and take a big sip of my soda and the lady says, "Do you mind if I take my pants off?" Well, you know what happened next. I spray the windshield and almost choked on my soda that I haven’t swallowed yet. I finally get myself together, sort of embarrassed. She then says I guess I said that wrong. "What do you mean by that?" I ask, She says, " I want to get my hash pipe and I keep it under my garter, and I need to take my pants off to get it. Do you mine? It will only take a minute. I tell her the meters running, go ahead. I’m trying to keep my eyes on the road. She pulls down her pants and is sitting there in her panties. She has a blue garter on with a pipe under it. I have to look, because maybe she has a pistol or maybe a knife. She grabs the pipe and slides her pants back on. Thank God that’s over with. She wants to know if its ok with me if she loads her pipe so it will be ready to smoke when she gets to her boyfriend’s house I tell her go ahead-I’m learning something new all the time. We get to her destination and she tells me to have a nice day. I just smiled.