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I have just added a few funny
quotations to this page, in the hope that a lot of people will share my
affection for this kind of humour. Whenever I feel sad I like watching
"Love & Death", one of Allen's worst films. By the way, would anybody know
why the Spanish version was named "La última noche de Boris Gruschenko".
Please email me, I've been curious for about fifteen years...
1- Is sex dirty? Only if itīs done right.
[Everything you always wanted to know about sex (1972 film)].
2-That [sex] was the most fun I ever had without laughing. [Annie Hall (1977
film)].
3- I recently turned sixty. Practicaly a third of my life is over. [in
Observer, 10 march 1996].
4- A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with
me and she said "no". [Washington 1965].
5- On bisexuality: It inmediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday
night. [In New York Times (1-12-1975)].
6- My brain? Itīs my second favourite organ. [Sleeper (1973 film)].
7- The best sentence in the English language is not "I love you" but "Itīs
benign". [Deconstructing Harry (1998 film)].
8- Itīs not that Iīm afraid to die. I just donīt want to be there when it
happens. [Death (1975)].
9- More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path
leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other to total extinction. Let us
pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly. [Side effects (1980) My speech
to the graduates].
10- If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my
name at a Swiss bank.[In New Yorker (5-11-1973)].
11- Donīt knock masturbation. Itīs sex with someone I love. [Annie Hall (1977
film)].
12- Sentence structure is innate but whining is acquired. [Remembering
Needleman (1976)].
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