The Wedding

A wedding occurred, just outside Cavan in Ireland. To keep
tradition going, everyone got pissed and the bride's and groom's
families have a storming row and begin wrecking the reception room
and generally kicking the crap out of each other. The Police get called
into break up the fight.
     
The following week, all members of both families appear in
court. The fight continues in the court room until the Judge finally
brings calm with the use of his hammer, shouting, "Silence in Court!"
The court room goes silent and Paddy (the best man) stands up
and says, "Judge... I was the best man at the wedding and I think
I should explain what happened."
     
The Judge agrees and asks Paddy to take the stand. Paddy
begins his explanation by telling the court that it is traditional in
a Cavan wedding that the Best Man gets the first dance with the Bride.
 
The judge says "OK".
 
"Well," said Paddy, "after I had finished the first dance, the
music kept going, so I continued dancing to the second song, and
after that the music kept going and I was dancing to the third
song... when all of a sudden the Groom leapt over the table, ran
towards us and gave the Bride an unmerciful kick in her privates."
     
The Judge instantly responded, "God... that must have hurt!"
     
Paddy replies "HURT..? He broke three of my fucking fingers."

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