We Surveyed 100 People.....

Following are truly stupid answers given on the show Family Feud.
Remember the gist of the competition is that you are meant to nominate an answer that you think the majority of people would give...  Here are some actual answers from contestants who have appeared on that "wonderful" quiz show Family Feud (Australian version of Family Fortunes):

  Name something a blind person might use - A sword

  Name a song with moon in the title - Blue suede moon

  Name a bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell

  Name an occupation where you need a torch - A burglar

  Name a famous brother & sister - Bonnie & Clyde

  Name a dangerous race - The Arabs

  Name an item of clothing worn by the 3 musketeers - A horse

  Name something that floats in the bath – Water

  Name something you wear on the beach - A deckchair

  Name something Red - My cardigan

  Name a famous cowboy - Buck Rogers

  Name a famous royal – Mail

  A number you have to memorise – 7

  Something you do before going to bed – Sleep

  Something you put on walls – Roofs

  Something in the garden that's green – Shed

  Something that flies that doesn't have an engine - A bicycle with wings

  Something you might be allergic to – Skiing

  Name a famous bridge - The bridge over troubled waters

  Something a cat does - Goes to the toilet

  Something you do in the bathroom – Decorate

  Name an animal you might see at the zoo - A dog

  Something associated with the police – Pigs

  A sign of the zodiac – April

  Something slippery - A conman

  A kind of ache - Fillet 'O' Fish (huh???)

  A food that can be brown or white – Potato

  A jacket potato topping – Jam

  A famous Scotsman – Jock

  Another famous Scotsman - Vinnie Jones

  Something with a hole in it – Window

  A non living object with legs – Plant

  A domestic animal – Leopard

  A part of the body beginning with 'N' – Knee

  A way of cooking fish – Cod