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Paddy Wants To Be A Millionaire |
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Paddy: "For sure Chris I am." Chris : "On the screen is a photo of a current Manchester United player as a baby - which Manchester United player is it? Now think about this carefully Paddy its worth £125,000 only 3 questions away from the million." Paddy : " I think I know who it is........er.... but I'm not 100% sure, no I'm sure its Beckham, I'm sure its Beckham (pause) can I phone a friend Chris just to be sure?" Chris: "Yes Paddy who do you want to phone?" Paddy: "I'll phone Murphy." (ringing) Murphy: "Hello..." Chris: "Hello Murphy its Chris Tarrant here from who wants to be a millionaire - I have Paddy O'Reilly here and he is doing really well on £64,000 but needs your help to get to £125,000 - Murphy are you next to the fax machine as this is a visual question I'm faxing you a photo now have you received it?" Murphy: "Yes." Chris: "The next voice you hear will be Paddy's - he'll explain the question and you have 30 seconds to answer - fire away Paddy."
Murphy: "Its never Beckham, its obviously Schmeichel." Paddy: "You think?" Murphy: "I'm sure." Paddy: " Thanks Murphy." (hangs up) Chris: "Well a difference of opinion - do you
want to stick to £64,000 or play on for £125,000 Paddy?" Paddy: "I want to play, I am so sure its Beckham
I am going to go with me first
answer - Beckham!" Chris: "Is that your final answer?" Paddy: "It is." Chris: "Are you confident?" Paddy: "Yes fairly." Chris: "Paddy .....you had £64,000 and you said
Beckham - if its right you win
£125,000 if its wrong you go away with £32,000 - Paddy (drum Paddy : "Before I go Chris - what was the
correct answer, its killing me?" Chris: "Andy Cole!"
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