Paddy is appearing on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.
Chris Tarrant: "Paddy you've done very well so far - £64,000 and one life left - phone a friend. The next question will give you £125,000 if you get it right, but, if you get it wrong. you will be out of the  game and drop to £32,000 - are you ready?"

Paddy: "For sure Chris I am."

Chris : "On the screen is a photo of a current Manchester United player as a baby - which Manchester United player is it? Now think about this carefully Paddy its worth £125,000 only 3 questions away from the million."

Paddy : " I think I know who it is........er.... but I'm not 100% sure, no I'm sure its Beckham, I'm sure its Beckham (pause) can I phone a friend Chris just to be sure?"

Chris: "Yes Paddy who do you want to phone?"

Paddy: "I'll phone Murphy." (ringing)

Murphy: "Hello..."

Chris: "Hello Murphy its Chris Tarrant here from who wants to be a millionaire - I have Paddy O'Reilly here and he is doing really well on £64,000 but needs your help to get to £125,000 - Murphy are you next to the fax machine as this is a visual question I'm faxing you a photo now have you received it?"

Murphy: "Yes."

Chris: "The next voice you hear will be Paddy's - he'll explain the question and you have 30 seconds to answer - fire away Paddy."


Paddy: "Murphy that photo is a baby photo of what current Man Utd player - I'm sure its Beckham what do you think?"

Murphy: "Its never Beckham, its obviously Schmeichel."

Paddy: "You think?"

Murphy: "I'm sure."

Paddy: " Thanks Murphy." (hangs up)

Chris: "Well a difference of opinion - do you want to stick to £64,000 or play on for £125,000 Paddy?"

Paddy: "I want to play, I am so sure its Beckham I am going to go with me first answer - Beckham!"

Chris: "Is that your final answer?"

Paddy: "It is."

Chris: "Are you confident?"

Paddy: "Yes fairly."

Chris: "Paddy .....you had £64,000 and you said Beckham - if its right you win £125,000 if its wrong you go away with £32,000 - Paddy (drum
 roll)  It was wrong - sorry Paddy. Here is your cheque for £32,000 you have been a great contestant and a real gambler - audience please put your hands together for Paddy." (clapping)

Paddy : "Before I go Chris - what was the correct answer, its killing me?"

Chris: "Andy Cole!"

 

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