No Smoking!

ABSOLUTLEY
NO SMOKING IN
THIS ROOM !!!!

JUST ANOTHER VENUE RULE, RIGHT ?

WRONG

THE MAIN GAS FEED FOR THE ENTIRE
BUILDING COMES IN HERE.
IT'S VERY BIG, VERY NASTY AND VERY
VERY DANGEROUS IF LIT.
THE RESULTING EXPLOSION WILL
LIQUIDISE FIBBERS. THE UPPER
FLOORS WILL FALL ON TOP OF
WHAT'S LEFT - IF ANYTHING.

(IN THIS INSTANCE, WE RESERVE THE RIGHT
TO MAKE A DEDUCTION FROM YOUR FEE)

Touring musicians get to see a lot of stuff written in a lot of dressing rooms over the years - mostly mindless graffiti by morons in other bands' road crews. However this notice, in the dressing room at Fibbers club in York, cheered me up no end. (Tom Robinson)

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