Condoms

  A father and his young son went into a drug store to pick up a
  prescription. While there the little boy looked around and saw a
  large display for condoms.
 
 
  He looked at all the brightly colored packages, different types and
  quantities. The little boy went to his father and asked, "Daddy, what
  are these condoms?"
 
 
  The father said, "Well, they are for protection from diseases when a
  man and a woman make love."
 
 
  The little boy contemplated the concept for a few moments and then
  asked, "Then why do these come in a package of three?"
 
 
  "Those are for young men in high school. One for Friday night, one for
  Saturday night and one for Sunday afternoon."
 
 
  "UH-HUH," said the little boy, "then why are these in packages of six?"
 
 
  "Those are for young men in college. There are two for Friday night,
  two for Saturday night and two for Sunday afternoon."
 
 
  "WOW!" said the little boy in amazement. "Then why are these packaged
  a dozen at a time?"
 
 
  The father answered, "Those are for married men. One for January, one
  for February..."
 

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