Blonde Jokes

•   A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a
    bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of stupid blonde
    jokes, when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and
    says: "I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blond jokes,
    Asshole. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What
    does a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a
    human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being
    respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as
    a person ... because you and your kind continue to perpetuate
    discrimination against not only blondes but women at large
    ... all in the name of humour."
    
    Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologise, when the blonde pipes
    up, "You stay out of this. Mister, I'm talking to that little bastard
    on your knee..........
  
  

•   A blonde calls her best friend (a brunette) one day and she is very  upset.

    "I can't get this jigsaw puzzle put together and I've been trying for
    weeks," she cried.  "Can you please come over and help me before I go
    crazy?"
    
    "What kind of puzzle is it?" asks the brunette.
    
    The blonde says, "Well there is a rooster on the box.  But there's so
    many  pieces and it's so confusing, I just don't know where to start!"
    
    Her friend is the compassionate sort and says, "I'll be right over."
    
    Off to the blonde's house she goes. When she gets there, she takes one
    look  at the table and turns to her friend and says:
    
    "Put the corn flakes back in the box."
  
  

•  A blonde goes to her doctor complaining that she’s “sore all over her body”.

   The doctor sits her down & says to her “Touch your nose please…..”

   “Ouch” says the blonde.

   “Touch your knee please……”

   “Ouch” says the blonde.

   “Touch your elbow please……”

   “Ouch” says the blonde.

   “I thought so” said the doctor “……..you’ve got a broken finger”.

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