"I Got Pregnant During A Computer Sex Chat!"

 Frazzled Frances Wyndham believes the father
 of her unborn child is sitting behind a computer
 1,500 miles away -- where he got her pregnant
 during an online sex chat!
 
 "His words were so convincing it felt like we
 were actually having sex," Frances claims.
 "I could hear bells ringing and fireworks going off.
 My body reacted accordingly, and I became
 pregnant with his child.  I know it sounds hard
 to believe, but I haven't had sex with anyone
 else in over two years.  So who else could it be?"
 
 Clarence Kudrow, the man she says impregnated
 her, is flabbergasted by Frances' charges --
 especially since she's threatening to file a paternity
 suit.  "I haven't been anywhere near Colorado in
 my life," said the 27 year old technician from Buffalo,
 N.Y.  Incredibly, Dr. John Swall, a leading expert in
 unusual pregnancies, says Francis Wyndham
 may be right.
 
 "If she had sex two years ago, there is a 5-million-
 to-one chance that some of the sperm survived
 but became dormant.  Her high state of sexual
 excitement during the computer session could
 have helped revive what we call 'sleeping sperm,'
 that resulted in pregnancy.  But to say Mr. Kudrow
 is the father is ridiculous."
 
 There are only 18 known cases of 'sleeping sperm'
 pregnancy over a 25 year period in the United States.
 One Ohio widow got pregnant with her husband's
 baby nearly 38 months after they had sex for the
 last time before he died.
 
 Frances, a 26 year-old store clerk, met Clarence in
 an Internet chat room for singles.  They later began
 having intimate conversations with each other over
 their computers.  "It's the only explanation for my
 pregnancy," Frances said.
 
 "We'll find out for sure when Clarence has to take
 a blood test."

(Thanks to Dave Lyons)