March 28, 2005
Webpage will be finished tonight, expect targets by tomorrow night.
Remember, gameplay begins Wednesday morning, March 30, at 9:00.
Have fun walking to class...

March 29, 2005
So webpage wasn't finished last night. The house internet kinda tweaked out, but it's back now.
Targets have been sent out. It takes two hours and 6 minutes to send out nearly 100 emails (while reading "Rolling Stone")!
On the bright side of that, there are nearly 100 people playing! This is going to be insane!

March 30, 2005
12:51 PM: And the first victim has been claimed! Mwahahahahahahaha!

March 31, 2005
12:26 PM: Le roi est mort. Vive le roi!
4:00 PM: Brothers are dropping like flies as a big/little pair meets its demise. Good work evading your assassins thus far, Initiates, but your time will come. We'll see what an evening at the Sadistic Assassination Room brings...

April 2, 2005
12:30 PM: Another death yesterday. Stats'll kill ya.
In other news, I don't think the game is moving fast enough. Faster, pussycats, kill! Kill!
6:32 PM: Ask and ye shall receive! As I was typing the last news report, two brutal murders were committed! A start, but I want more blood...

April 3, 2005
3:48 PM: Ahh, I love a good death at a chapter meeting...
8:02 PM: Matt Tucker has been sent to the hospital with a severe urinary tract infection. He is, however, STILL ALIVE. I repeat, he is STILL ALIVE. That's right, he is sick, but still alive. He has not slipped into a coma, he requires no surgery. Continuing coverage of his life to follow.
11:40 PM: This has by far been the bloodiest day. Good work, my minions! Other updates: Terminators will be released either the week of the 21st or 28th, depending on the pace of the game. A reshuffle will occur at 50 people remaining. And in breaking news: Matt Tucker is still alive.

April 4, 2005
10:11 PM: And the Treasurer falls. Only half the Eboard remains; beware Dena, Seth, and Lisa! (Of course, I mean that both ways. Beware them, and they should also beware.) Because there has been absolutely no change in his state, I feel it prudent to report that Matt Tucker is still alive.

April 6, 2005
4:07 PM: The beautiful weather really brings out the weirdos; five deaths so far in the past few days! Well done! Now, if you are unlike Matt Tucker, you might be dead. If you ARE dead, and want vengeance, email me. You can be a Terminator. (if you already told me you want to be a Terminator, I remember this). Also, watch out for sock suicides sometime around the end of the week.

April 7, 2005
8:19 AM: Only I would find solace in reporting three acts of senseless murder before a job interview. In fact, would someone kill me now, in the next 10 minutes? Please? And in our continuing coverage of the life of Matt Tucker, he is, in fact, still alive.

April 8, 2005
4:56 PM: A rash of sock suicides has hit the circle. If your target is one of those poor, unfortunate souls and you'd like a new target before I reshuffle (which will be...oh, nowish). Also, prelims prove to be dangerous.

April 12, 2005
1:17 PM: Well, that was a relaxing break from website editing. Relay for Life was a safe zone (because it's called Relay for Life, after all), which slowed the pace over the weekend, but good work, assassins! Watch out for terminators next week...

April 13, 2005
2:11 PM: The umpire has made it out of a second-round interview unscathed and is looking forward to a bloody weekend begun by an evening at the Sadistic Assassination Room. In other news, more death, and if you're dead and want to be a Terminator, terminators will be released next Wednesday (the 20th), so make sure I give you some targets (ie, email me). If you don't want to be killed by terminators, my suggestion is to make some kills yourself. In other news (or the only news that counts), Matt Tucker may be needing a tracheotomy. But he's fine, and in perfect health, and still alive.

April 16, 2005
1:15 PM: After three bloodless days, another death. w00t!!one. Some more sock suicides may be coming before the terminators strike...a word to those who wish to avoid termination: if everyone makes a kill before Wednesday, not only will I not release the terminators, but the game will be over!

April 17, 2005
12:19 AM:A slight reshuffle and some more sock suicides, before the Terminators come out. Iff you receive a new target, you have a new target. That's right, iff, as in if and only if. So if you don't get a new target, you're not part of the reshuffle, because I'm just being random. Happy hunting!
9:06 AM: All new targets, whether a result of sock suicide, or of 25% reshuffle (which was a lot of fun, look for one again sometime soon!), have been sent. If you didn't receive a new target, it's because you don't have one.
4:25 PM: Remember, meetings aren't technically safe. Because there should be enough witnesses that you'll be safe anyway...unless, of course, there aren't.
9:56 PM: While the conclave to select the new Matt Tucker will be convening tomorrow, they ask assassins to respect the nine-day period of mourning expected of them by killing as many of their intended victims as possible.

April 19, 2005
9:46 AM: A couple more deaths to report. Terminators will be released in about 23 hours (9am tomorrow). Terminators, you'll be informed of your targets in a timely fashion, but I do want to maximize the chances that your intended victims have to spare their lives (hint, hint, intended victims!)

April 20, 2005
8:47 AM: I'm about to be late for class, so excuse the laundry list of dead on the dead page. More details will be coming later, plus if I missed anyone that died yesterday or today, I'll add them. Terminators will be released in 13 minutes, and they're bloodthirsty!

April 21, 2005
10:35 AM: I love my Terminators. They're hXc.
9:41 PM: Some sock suicides, some terminations, some deaths. Finally, the Sadistic Assassination Room lives up to its name! Also, I understand I'm not really good at math or anything, but it seems to me that there are only 20 people remaining. Wow!

April 25, 2005
3:47 PM: Well, so much for expecting to make a huge update after a weekend of bloodshed. I mean, Sunday night was respectable and all, but...
So I'm setting a deadline of Slope Day for the game to be over. I don't see this being a problem, with 3 more Terminators added and 14 people remaining. There will be a reshuffle at 10 people, or for next Monday, whichever happens first.
Also expect to see a new archival section on the website as part of the exciting end of the semester festivities!

April 27, 2005:
9:39 AM: And then there were 11...
3:32 PM: Last year's victor finally feels the cold taste of cotton. We have reached the top 10.

April 30, 2005
2:37 PM: Like American Idol, we're down to the top 5. If murders happen this weekend, there will not be a reshuffle for Monday. If the game stagnates, there will be a reshuffle for Monday. In other news, good luck initiates! You've worked very hard this semester and I've got a very good feeling that your efforts will pay off. :-)

May 4, 2005
3:43 PM: It's been 5 days, and now I'm done with busywork...well, forever. Fear not, there has only been one death in that time (though now all my littles are dead...boo!). And, um, there are four people remaining. There were some close calls at the P&G ceremony, and I expect more deaths soon. If not, be on the lookout for your fate.
Also, I'm still catching up on emails, so pardon my dust.

May 9, 2005
And we have a winner! Congratulations to Kate, the last Assassin standing!