Alicia Zahn
Time of Death: March 30, 2005 10:28 PM
Another sock suicide. I think everyone should rent "Pump Up The Volume."
Scott Valastyan
Time of Death: March 31, 2005 8:58 AM
Without trepidation, the President marched off to his senior portrait. Little did he know that under the inconspicuous guise of an information receptionist lurked a cold-hearted killer. After graciously providing the necessary information, he unleashed a most unexpected barrage of socking. Crikey.
Morgan Chase
Time of Death: March 31, 2005 1:11 PM
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Anubhav Jain
Time of Death: March 31, 2005 3:30 PM
Thank God I'm dead...now I don't have to worry about dying.
Liz Miller
Time of Death: April 1, 2005 1:17 PM
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Marina Chao
Time of Death: April 2, 2005 12:00 PM
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Georgette Loubnan
Time of Death: April 2, 2005 before 12:30 PM
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Dana Amiraian
Time of Death: April 2, 2005 10:30 PM
Dana Amiraian, 19, was mercilessly killed by [her assassin] in the Donlon 2 Lounge. It sucks [censored]!
Alanna Bares
Time of Death: April 3, 2005 11:00 AM
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Alan Benson
Time of Death: April 3, 2005 2:30 PM
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Sarah Van Duyn
Time of Death: April 3, 2005 3:00 PM
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Keith Greenberg
Time of Death: April 3, 2005 After the meeting
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Rachel Katz
Time of Death: April 3, 2005 After 9:00 PM
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JoEllen Bruinooge
Time of Death: April 3, 2005 10:45 PM
Socked in the back, not even her umbrella could save her
Stephanie Sereno
Time of Death: April 4, 2005 2:20 PM
I died at about 2:20 this afternoon =( and I'm not very creative with
obituaries.....
Tiffany Ho
Time of Death: April 4, 2005 8:50 PM
Mondays always caught Tiffany unsuspecting and slow on the uptake. This day was no different. Her assassin seemed an unlikely killer, but his/her motives were clear: take no prisoners. While the killer was like a brother to her, he/she betrayed her with the touch of a lethal sock. No one knows what happened next, but Tiffany was found dead lying in a fetal position.
Georgette Tzatzalos
Time of Death: April 5, 2005 before 11:15 AM
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Hanna Muenke
Time of Death: April 5, 2005 2:45 PM
Without her backpack, it's trusty sock compartment, and having worn sandals for the nice weather, Hanna was without primary, secondary or tertiary protection, and thereby suffered a slash to the arm which continued bleeding until Hanna's unfortunate death.
Diana Strasburg
Time of Death: April 6, 2005 1:15 PM
The irony of my demise: death came for me before I could be lectured on the
death penalty. Too bad the death penalty doesn't exist anymore in New York
State. I would definitely want my assassin to be tried on capital murder
charges. But don't hire Mark Geragos. I hear he's not too good.
Kristen Aliano
Time of Death: April 6, 2005 2:30 PM
S/he called my name and asked me if I could give [censored] a message
and as I turned around, I was fatally wounded with his/her socks.
Hilary Thorsen
Time of Death: April 6, 2005 before clarinet sectional
Hilary was assassinated today. She was just about to enter the band room
for her clarinet sectional before rehearsal when [her assassin] approached and
said, "I have some bad news." At first she thought her sectional had been
cancelled and wondered since that would have been good news, but realized
too late that s/he was her assassin.
Rima Turner
Time of Death: April 6, 2005 8:55 PM
I was caught, unsuspecting, by the dastardly sock, just having emerged from the throes of vigorous Latin-Israeli dancing (shoutout to Beketsev!). That is all I have to say (except, come try Beketsev, Wed. at 8 in Appel MPR!).
Laura Suttle
Time of Death: April 6, 2005 9:15 PM
Now, in death, I can finally get my homework done.
Debbie Chen
Time of Death: April 7, 2005 10 PM
Because of an unfaithful friend who refused to walk her back, she died by a fierce and wet sock. Although she tried valiantly to attack back, the mud caused her to fall, cushioning her in her tragic death.
Justin Henck
Time of Death: April 7, 2005 10PM
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Sandra Wong
Time of Death: April 8, 2005 9:35 AM
Brutally socked in the campus store whilst at a plant sale. Alas, try as they might, even the most ferocious plants could not save her...
Sock Suicides:
Indira Singh
Time of Death: April 8, 2005 11:27 PM
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Melanie Lister
Time of Death: April 10, 2005 4:59 PM
While frantically searching for a table large enough to hold all
of my committee members, I mercilessly killed by someone who I thought was
coming to help me. When asked what they had to say for themselves, my
assassin smiled and said, "Sorry, I've been dying to do that." Oh well- good
luck finding my target -ha ha ha
Rachel Kutcher
Time of Death: April 10, 2005 8:47 PM
Not even the umpire's decision to make Relay For Life a safe zone could save her for long. Rachel was attacked by her assailant as she stepped out of her room, dutifully leaving to attend an initiate's meeting. Confused due to exhaustion, she didn't realize what was happening until she had already received a fatal wound. Her last words were "Good, now I don't have to figure out who my next target is!"
Anthea Dexter-Cooper
Time of Death: April 11, 2005 1:11 PM
I was killed.
Corinne Cohen
Time of Death: April 12, 2005 11:30 AM
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Elise Pasoreck
Time of Death: April 12, 2005 ~3:00 PM
Death is the price I pay for trusting in my pledge classmates. And s/he looked all innocent too. I fear for the life of any date that s/he tries to walk home, that homicidal maniac.
Kerry Martens
Time of Death: April 12, 2005 7:37 PM
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Jim Shen
Time of Death: April 12, 2005 8:45 PM
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Jane Forman
Time of Death: April 13, 2005 12:15 PM
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Clayton Myers
Time of Death: April 15, 2005 6:57 PM
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Sock Suicides, vol. II
I love the movie "Heathers."
Lisa Schlitt
Time of Death: April 17, 2005 1:09 PM
"My initiates! What will become of them!"
Shannon Thomson
Time of Death: April 17, 2005 1:29 PM
Just wanted to let you know that I was very unfortunately killed by a sneaky and crafty assassin. The calamity happened on Sunday, April 17th at the brother meeting! ... everyone around was either distracted by reading a paper or listening to Lisa speak, so there were no witnesses. :(
Jennifer Saint-Preux
Time of Death: April 17, 2005 around 1:50 PM
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Matt Tucker
Time of Death: April 17, 2005 around 9:30 PM
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Kyle Renshaw
Time of Death: April 18, 2005 7:22 PM
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Tanya Ellerbrock
Time of Death: April 19, 2005 11:05 AM
I knew it was only a matter of time, and as I wandered into my shrooms class in a daze, [assassin] startled me as s/he gave me a fatal wound in the shoulder with a sock. Ironically, [censored] I guess s/he's now gotten his/her revenge...
Benjamin Weber
Time of Death: April 19, 2005 ~2pm
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Robin Scherman
Time of Death: April 19, 2005 ~3:00 PM
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Jenny Cipolla
Time of Death: April 20, 2005 12:42 AM
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Yuka Asano
Time of Death: April 20, 2005 1:20 PM
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Erik Skantze
Time of Death: April 20, 2005 1:25 PM
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Nicole Liao
Time of Death: April 20, 3:40 PM
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Dena Osherovich
Time of Death: April 20, 2005 ..7:30ish?
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John Fulfree
Time of Death: April 20, 2005 8:00 PM
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May Wong
Sock Suicide
Demetri Costoyiannis
Sock Suicide
Zack Byrnes
Time of Death: April 21, 2005 5:02 PM
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Joanna Barry
Time of Death: April 21, 2005 5:30 PM
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Cassie Spitz
Time of Death: April 21, 2005 Sadistic Assassination Room Dinner-time
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Mark Steadman
Time of Death: Sometime on April 21, I believe, unless I made the whole thing up
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Chris Engler
Time of Death: April 22, 2005 ~12:45 PM
The killing spree of C. Edward Engler came to an end when his assassin, using special knowledge and with the assistance of some scared-shitless competition, hid out in a shed for an hour. His body was riddled with socks so that it resembles Swiss cheese. Beware, however: his assassin and his/her co-conspirers will now face his vengeful wrath as a Terminator. Try as they might, they can't kill him twice. Consider yourselves warned.
Clara Yip
Time of Death: April 22, 2005 1:05 PM
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Sameer Kale
Time of Death: April 24 2005 7:29 PM
Brutally socked while entering the pearly gates of Appel
Sindy Mak
Time of Death: April 24, 2005 9:15 PM
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Artem Gulish
Time of Death: April 24, 2005 10:00 PM
He has already been sick for a week and having recently received the news
of his big brother's death he set out to the initiate meeting with the
thoughts of revenge on his mind. However, little did he know that he was
not going to survive this rainy night. And while he was communicating with
the spirit of his dead big brother his assassin came out of the room and
lounged at him with a sock. He reached for his suck with his hand, but it
was too late. He was dead, but his assassin did not realize what he/she was
doing. His target was practically an un-catchable ghost and his assassin
had his/her own problems to deal with and would soon also be dead.
Senseless slaughter, senseless end to an honorable life, no his spirit
could not stand that and so it crossed the divide to return as a
Terminator, and sometimes on night with a full moon you might run into him,
beware restless spirits are dangerous.
Jess Park
Time of Death: April 25, 2005 8:42 PM
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Viki Rehkugler
Time of Death: April 26, 2005 1:20 PM
Sigh...
Vicky Hsu
Time of Death: April 26, 2005 9:50 PM
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Mike Smingler
Time of Death: April 27, 2005 2:25 PM
I never saw it coming. He took advantage of the fact that I tend to eat lunch in the Ivy Room at the same time on every Wednesday. Given my eating habits, it's perhaps fitting that I was killed while waiting in line for a burger and fries. I suppose this whole episode only proves the old saying that variety is the spice of life.
Brittany Swift
Time of Death: April 28, 2005 5:30 PM
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Jacqui Wertheim
Time of Death: April 28, 2005 around 6:15 PM
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Sock suicide: Zach Shub-Essig
Andre Harrison
Time of Death: April 29, 2005 around 7 PM
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Emily Rosenberg
Time of Death: April 29, 2005 around 10 PM
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Jimmy Matejek
Time of Death: April 30, 2005 ~11:00 AM
I'm just pasting the whole email. :-)
Kathy,
Please do not cry, but I have been assassinated. It did not hurt - on the contrary, it was quite painless. It happened so quickly, that it is all a blur to me. I was on my way to RPU or CC, (whichever you prefer) to meet for the service event, when I commented to Hilary that I had forgotten my socks. Hilary shrugged, saying that my target was not going to be at the event anyway, however I reminded Hilary that my socks are my one source of protection, since most of the other brothers and initiates have been assassinated. When I arrived at RPU-CC, Jacqui tearfully informed me of her own death and we mourned together, and as I commented that nobody was even chasing me, a certain young lady, who was casually reading a newspaper nearby, pulled her sock out of her pocket and the next thing I knew, I too was dead. It was actually quite anti-climactic, clearly not the assassination I had been dreaming of, and definately not worth all of the paranoia which I have experienced over the past few weeks. But alas, what is done is done, and I am now done. And so is this email.
-Jimmy
Seth Popick
Time of Death: May 3, 2005 ~6 PM
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Kristy Roome
Time of Death: May 6, 2005
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Maddie Elkan
Time of Death: May 7, 2005 ~1:30 PM
