Duo: Hair is a wonderful thing, don't you agree Rama-chan? That's really cute, 'Rama-chan. Sounds like Ranma-chan, and actually you both have red hair. Isn't that funny? I think it is...I wonder if you could make a pun out of my name. What do you think, 'Rama-chan?
Kurama: Duo, could you please no call me that?
Duo: Oh, sure. I love my hair. It's so long and colorful! And braids look great on me. All the girls love me! My hair has some read, and some blond, and some brown, and even a little black! Sister Helen used to call it honey colored. I think that's a good description, 'specially since I'm really sweet, just like honey. What type of shampoo do you use? I use Herbal Essence! It smells really good, don't you agree? And I have to use a lot of conditioner, or my hair will frizz, since it's natrually curly and I keep it in a braid all the time.
Kurama: I love my hair color. It's really glossy. But actually, my hair is really oily, so I don't condition it. For shampoo I have to use this special stuff for demons....*hands it to Duo*
Duo: 'For yeti, demons and devils.' Ugh...how can you use this stuff. 'Tearless shampoo for creatures with many eyes'? This is bizarre...'Guaranteed not to have garlic, silver, or any other product our customers may be allergic to.' Hmmm...I guess it would be important for demons to have their own shampoo since they often have strange and unusual weaknesses or allergies...*sniffs shampoo* Whoo! *passes out on floor*
Kurama: Duo....*pulls out smelling salts*
Duo: Unggh...anyone get the number of that garbge truck? Hey, 'Rama-chan, that stuff is powerful. Whoo!
Kurama: Well, you should have read the warning label. 'Humans: Do not use/sniff/taste/touch for it will have adverse affects'.
Duo: Are you implying that I'm stupid?
Kurama: Not at all.
Duo: Don't mock me!
Kurama: I'm not! Really!
Duo: And your hair is ugly! Did you cut it with a weed whacker? It looks like you stuck your head in a tub of Koolaid! And it's not half as long as mine! Mine is longer than any other male anime character's, I just bet you!
Kurama: What about the Sailor Starlights? And mine is glossier-
Duo: And it's thicker, too! Does anyone else have enough hair to make a braid this thick? Hah! I am the king of hair! My hair rules! Shinigami liiiiives! Ahahahah!!!
Kurama: Interrupting me, ignoring me, _and_ insulting my hair! How rude! Die, imbecile! *whips out a knife and cuts off Duo's braid*
Duo: Aaaaaaaah! How could you? My beautiful hair!!! *wrestles knife from Kurama and chops off Kurama's hair in turn*

1/2 hour later
Kurama: *sitting back to back with Duo* .... >_<
Duo: See what you made me do! Now neither of us has hair!
Kurama: ....