Quatre walked down the street, whistling and swinging a pearl necklace around by the string. He winked at a couple guys lounging on the corner, splashed through some puddles, and after stopping by a church, headed home, still swinging the pearls.
He swore as the string broke and pearls bounced across the street, grabbing the end of the string before any more could go flying off.

As she bends to chase the pearls a car swings round the corner
She darts from the eyes of the panic-struck driver
Who is racing to the delivery room
'Cause in the backseat his wife is bustin' out of her womb

Quatre swore, running after the pearls that were bouncing and rolling around at the corner of the street. Suddenly he looked up and saw the oncoming headlights of a car, dodging quickly out of the way of the driver, who had a glazed look in his eyes, as though all he saw at this late hour was point A and point B.

Treize swore. Had he almost hit anyone? Well...he hadn't, and he had to get Une to the hospital. He took his foot off the break and slammed down the gas pedal.

And the sack breaks and out come the siamese twins
Who grow up to be the first president with two heads
Are better than one
He puts his head in his hands says I gotta
Put my heads together I could become
The best president ever and not just president
Fend for yourself...He signs his name.

Relena gazed bleary-eyed at the bill, putting her head in her hands. After a moment, she turned around and smacked Dorothy, her "siamese twin" and Chief of Staff, who was looking over her shoulder in a most annoying fashion.

"Hey!" Dorothy complained, holding her cheek.

"That's distracting. Please don't do that."

"Whatever you say- but I thought two heads might be better than one."

"Fine, fine," Relena said grouchily, holding it up for Dorothy to see.

"Sign it. People think you're weak because you're the first lady President. Here's your chance to change their minds- prove you're not scared to help the country fend for itself."

"I suppose you're right," Relena said with a relieved sigh at having made the decision. She put her signature to the paper.

...And in walks a man with a knife and blood on his hands
He sweeps everything under the rug and goes home to his kids
And gives them a hug but his wife was not there
She had just left a letter that said
You'd be much better off without me

"Hey, bro, we have a problem," Relena said. "Look."

Zechs laughed, a slight disturbing note to what should have been a happy sound. "Let me take care of it. I'm used to sweeping this sort of stuff under the rug, so to speak."

"All right. Then you can go home for the day.

"Honey, I'm home," Zechs yelled. Silence. "Tadaima!" he tried again. Still no answer. He walked into the dining room, worried. Then he saw the note sitting on the table.

Dear Zechs,
I know this is gonna be hard on you, but I think we'd be better off without each other. I still love Wufei, and you love Noin, and it just keeps anything from working between us.
Love,
Heero

Now his wife took the train to her ex-lover's funeral
Who died in the bathroom hit his head on the urinal
When they got together the knowledge was carnal
And the widow was at the funeral and they had quite a catfight
And they fell in the hole where the casket was resting

"I have just as much right to be here as you!"

"Go away, Heero," Trowa said, still emotionlessly. "No one wants you here, and it's your fault Wufei's dead anyway."

"Go to hell," Heero snarled, wrapping his hands around Trowa's neck. Chaos ensued.

The next thing Heero knew, he had fallen into the grave on top of the casket, and Trowa was on top of him. They snarled at each other for a minute, traded a few blows, and then just stopped, panting and staring at each other.

And the preacher just left in the middle of the service
'Cause death was one thing, but women made him nervous

"Eep!" Duo said, turning bright red as he looked down into the grave where the two women...er...men? were now currently engaged in illicit activity. "I need a vacation," he muttered, heading to the car.

And he ran to his car and he drove round the corner
Then something in the street caught the light in his eye
He pulled over and reached down and picked up a pearl
From the gutter

"What's that?" Duo wondered, as he saw a glimmer of light in the gutter along the edge of the road. Curious, he pulled over, to discover a perfect round pearl. "Huh. Pretty."

He didn't know what to think so he brought it
Home and washed it in the sink
He gave the pearl to Sister Mary Teresa
Who could not accept it
So she gave it to Lisa a young prostitute
Who was missing a pearl on the necklace
That broke late last night...

"Quatre, I thought you might like this," Duo said, handing Quatre the pearl he had found. Quatre's eyes widened.

"This is the pearl I lost off of my necklace last night!" he exclaimed, jusmping on Duo and giving him an enthusiastic kiss. "Thank you! You're so sweet!"

"Just luck, love," Duo said, returning the kiss.