The four pilots looked at each other, then all turned to look at Duo.
"Uh...why are you all looking at me like that?" Duo asked, nervously. "You wouldn't pick on a poor five-year-old, would you?" he asked.
"You know him best! You go up there!" Wufei said, while Quatre mimed walking
up stairs. "I won't! Pbbbbth!"
"Act your thoretical age!" Wufei yelled.
"OK, sure, just remember I'm in my terrible twos."
"You were five a minute ago," Trowa reminded him, not looking up from his porn magazine.
"Ahhh, why don't one of you go up there? Are you scared?"
Qutre nodded vigorously, then mimed being strangled by someone.
"OK, OK, just remember a baby did what you guys were two scared to do." Duo said, hopping hyperactively up the stairs.

"Heero, daijobu desu k-aaaaaahhh! What happened to you?" Duo yelped.
"What's it look like?" A very _female_ Heero snapped.
"Um...disregard that question," Duo said nervously. "Eto...what should I tell the guys?"
"Ano...how should I know? Lemme alone, Duo, can't you see I'm miserable?"
"Yeah, well, the rest of the guys are too. You got off easiest, you know."
"Ara! Baka! I'm a girl, for Chrissake!"
"Hey," Duo warned. "And at least you can still pilot your Gundam. Quatre will be miming to the enemy, Wufei will fake all his battles. Trowa will be trying to glomp all the...eh...girls! Oh crap!"

"Hey, guys, Heero will come down as soon as we tie up Trowa. Help me out here!"
The rest of the guys took his word for it and helped tie up a protesting Trowa. "Hey, what the fmmmm!" Duo stuck a sock in his mouth.
"OK, Heero," Duo called.
Wufei and Quatre gaped as the very busty and beautiful female Heero entered.
Trowa's eyes widened and he tried to escape his bonds.
"I told you we needed to tie him up," Duo said.
"...."
Quatre suddenly started miming a guy tied up in a chair.
Unfortunately, Heero had never bothered to mention his deathly fear of mimes.

AN: OK, that was weird, I know. Just bear with me, OK? I just thought it would be weird if the perfect warrior was afraid of something totally ludicrous (like mimes.)

PS: If anyone has any ideas as to how to get Duo back to normal while leaving Heero the way he is (heh) email me privately: [email protected]

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