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Black Mage! Cursed $nick %counterslap deaths for revenge...
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Samurai! Chopped $nick %counterslap times for revenge...
Dark Knight! Fiercely manslaughtered $nick %counterslap times for revenge...
Lady Luck! Wins %counterslap games against $nick for revenge...
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Mascot! Dressed $nick into $counterslap different fiends for revenge...
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Machina Maw! Totally Machina-fied $nick %counterslap times for revenge...
Full Throttle! Decimated $nick %counterslap times for revenge...