huny2003: theres an ad for a male enlargement pill
huny2003: and it says
huny2003: 100 percent guaranteed and 94% success rate
huny2003: how can those numbers be different?
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Albaholic: my hand is busted =(
huny2003: why?!
Albaholic: apparently it's a torn ilgament in the left thumb...
huny2003: haha
Albaholic: Gina kneed me
huny2003: omg, why?
Albaholic: we were play fighting
huny2003: and it got out of hand
huny2003: lol
huny2003: out of HAND
huny2003: hahahahaha
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greengovernment: is vassar a colloge?
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Selene016: whoa, that's strange, I rely on my dogs as a doorbell and they went apeshit just a second ago and there isn't anyone there
Albaholic: lol
Albaholic: what about the real doorbell?
Selene016: we don't have one
Albaholic: oh
Albaholic: LOL
Selene016: whatcha laughing at?
Albaholic: people could be playing "woof-woof ditch" to you
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[quoting a friend of his who misspells some words]
Astor84: "don't tell dylan about how [his dick is small]"
Astor84: "it might hurt his self of steam"
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DanceAngelxox: arent u a gr8 friend :-P forget to call her on her bday and make fun of her behind her back
Albaholic: hey
Albaholic: I make fun of her to her face too
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[about faking Scott into believing a hot girl was gonna meet him at the mall and never showed up]
Rbwzhre420: We finally told scott it was us behind the mall incident
Albaholic: oh... what did he think?
Rbwzhre420: he just shrugged it off like it happens to him every day
Rbwzhre420: probably does
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Albaholic: no
Albaholic: u dont sleep with guys
Albaholic: cause it's against your beliefs
Albaholic: whats that called again?
BaBiNbRatTi: straightedgeeeeeee
Albaholic: ah that's right: lesbian
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Rbwzhre420: i'm addicted to grand theft auto 2 right now
Albaholic: oh
Rbwzhre420: that will be replaced by the next game i get...
Albaholic: Jerkoff Online 3.0?
Rbwzhre420: that's a game?
Albaholic: yea
Albaholic: it's a first-person shooter
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BaBiNbRaTti: the fone died
BaBiNbRaTti: it wont turn on piece of crap
BaBiNbRaTti: damn the phone must be a guy
Albaholic: yea cause you can't turn it on =)
Albaholic: OH! OH! OH! that was a good one
BaBiNbRaTti: NO
BaBiNbRaTti: I wasn't gona say that!!
BaBiNbRaTti: but that was good
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Albaholic: we get a new comp every 2 or 3 years
Rbwzhre420: we get a new 1.... whenever my brother gets better at bitching/upgrades his skills
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[Rob got sunburned]
Rbwzhre420: i don't think my skin is supposed to reflect light
Rbwzhre420: that cood be a bad thing
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[Rob asks Ray to come have a snowball fight with us]
Rbwzhre420: we wanna have a snowball fight.......u in?
Dagamer2647: i dunno what im doin yet
Rbwzhre420: fuck man.... just say u wanna have a snowball fight with me and D
Rbwzhre420: well..... u in or out?
Dagamer2647: uh, out
Rbwzhre420: y?
Rbwzhre420: fag
Dagamer2647: cause im watching the mod squad
Rbwzhre420: what the fuck
Rbwzhre420: whatta lame ass excuse
Dagamer2647: its true
Rbwzhre420: what the fuck you little fucking spooge monkey.....we wanna have a nice band activity and ur ditchin us for a fucking movie you fuckin can watch every fucking day of your fucking pathetic fucking life
Dagamer2647: cause i dont want to get cold
Rbwzhre420: you little fucking fag ass pussy ass mother fucker
Rbwzhre420: man..... u dont wanna get cold... what a lameass excuse u little fairy
Rbwzhre420: man..... i am so pissed at you
Dagamer2647: ok
Rbwzhre420: what the fuck
Rbwzhre420: suck it up, look for your balls, and get ur ass out there and have a snowball fight with us
Rbwzhre420: call me if you find your fucking testicles
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[He then IMs me...]
Rbwzhre420: gotta go... i'll call before i leave.... and tell ray to pull his dick outta his ass
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Rbwzhre420: dude...practice today?
Dagamer2647: cant
Dagamer2647: date
Rbwzhre420: fuck you and ur "date"
Rbwzhre420: ur not gonna get anywhere anyway
Rbwzhre420: smackoff
Rbwzhre420: dude.... we need practice.... this is the first time in weeks we have had the ability to practice and u wanna spend it with some bitch u want to go down on u
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Dagamer2647: i cant go to practice tomororw
Albaholic: what?
Albaholic: why the fuck not
Dagamer2647: burial
Albaholic: i thought that was today
Dagamer2647: wake
Albaholic: what the fuck
Albaholic: no offense, but seriously, how long does it take for a guy to die
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SaVe mE JEBuS: motherfucker... i just got kicked off aol cuz its 12