GROUPIE

Pretty groupie, she arrives on scene
She don't know
She don't care
Pretty groupie, blonde and seventeen
There's a show
She'll be there

But when I see her jump and shout
"I love you Ted! So let's go out!"
I wish I'd never seen her face

Pretty groupie flash the guys onstage
She's so glad
They all stare
Pretty groupie sneaks in underage
She's so bad
I don't care

But when I see her bounce and scream
"Hey guy, I'm bi!" just to be seen
I hope some shemale sees her first

And then I see her screech and cheer
You stupid bitch, get out of here
Don't you have better things to do?




DRINKING GAME

Dark streets on Tuesday nights
And we're running through the lights
To make it just in time once more
Dark angels on TV
No food but the drinks are free
It's history we can't repeat

So will you come by anymore?
Will I bother to lock the door
Or leave it open if you came?
To see you at the drinking game

And now the friends are gone
We're done and lost the fun
Are they ever coming back?
Maybe one day we'll be
Back watching our TV
Reliving youth in middle age

So will you come by anymore?
And will I bother to lock the door
Or leave it open if you came?
To see you at the drinking game

Oh will you come by anymore?
And will I bother to lock the door
Or leave it open if you came?
I'll see you at the drinking game
I'll see you at the drinking game
I'll see you at the drinking game





AFTER JAMES BOND

Help me now, I'm falling down
I lost the floor again
Help me up, I'm fucking up
With my life now and then
Help me now, I'm falling down
The bullshit has returned
Help me up, I'm leaving now
Another useless fucking lesson learned