| Title: Labyrinth Starring: David Bowie Genre: Kiddy Rated: G, I hope Rating: ** (out of ****) Ok, I may be rather old and overly angry normally, but muppets rock. The movie was incredibly funny. They had some killer jokes in there, even if it was some bad Jim Henson/George Lucas film. The cast of two wasn't too impressive of a cast list. BOWIE ROCKS! He was the star of the film. He can actually act, which is a bit of a surprise. The other girl, the main character, whatever her name is, wasn't too bad either. There were cool muppets of all sizes and wacky voices. Now, I may be sounding like a 4 year old, but Labyrinth is still a good movie. Even if you don't like the musical styles of David Bowie; it'll be there to please. The song Magic Dance is great, fitting well with the scene and just adding a touch of humor. Sure, it may seem a little fruity to be watching a movie that couldn't even deem itself worthy enough for Disney, but I've been known to do stupid things before. 1. Moving from sunny Florida to NYC. 2. Working at Walden's Books. 3. Writing a movie article about Labyrinth. 4. Hitting a parked cop car then saying American laws didn't effect me because I'm a Communist. 5. Pretending I'm a Communist when I'm really not. 6. Writing a stupidly long list stating even stupider principal characters of myself. 7. Ending on #7 just because I think it will bring me good luck. Sincerely, Alaay (P.S. Hmm... the site seemed to under-go some changes while I was gone. Looks like employees are actually trying to work now. Or at least the female ones. Nevertheless, I might actually have to write an article since I've been away for a week pretending to get motivation. I guess movie reviews don't totally counts as articles, do they? Rats. Uh oh, 7:30, time for my work shift. Who ever heard of a 24 book store? Really, that's just sad. Alaay, tappin' out to mana burn myself and forfit the game. I never lose to the hand of my enemy.) |