| Title: Apollo 13 Starring: Tom Hanks, Kevin Bacon, Bill Paxton Genre: Drama Rated: PG Rating: -**** (out of ****) This is a story for you. Yeah, yeah, I'm posting an article. I'm supposed to be gone, right? Technically, yes. I'm checking out houses in Warwickshire, England. Lovely place. The people are so hospitable. I'm writting this article through a phone in a nearby pub to the Holiday Inn I'm staying at. Don't ask. Anyway, this is where my movie comes into review. I had seen this movie before, in fact, I own this movie, and I still hate it! It is the worst movie ever. And, how enjoyable, this was the in-flight movie on my airoplane. Apollo 13. First of all, I hate science. The whole technology and better future through chemisty garbage didn't please me at all. The acting was terrible, just as bad as the plot. I though they'd get bonuc points for mentioning the Beatles, but it still wasn't enough. The movie sucked. The acting sucked. At least I was able to sleep on the plane. Terrible plot, too. That is why this movie must be given the lowest rating ever. A -4. BURN IN HELL TOM HANKS!!! I hated Forest Gump, too! So far you're on my tee-pee house list. That's what you get for showing up on almost every movie on Comedy Central! (I only know that through research. I don't watch Comedy Central. I don't!) Sincerely, Alaay |