Just $50. It's not much today. A good shirt, a night at the bar, lunch maybe. But there are those for whom your $50 could mean the difference between life and death. The thousands of twenty-something women in Beverly Hills face a terrible crisis. They simply must run expensive cars, buy expensive clothes and drink too much in the most fashionable bars. At the same time they lack either the time or the intelligence to maintain employment of any kind. The strain this places on them is enormous.

By sponsoring an airhead, you pay $50 an day from your credit or current account. This money will be spent on essential, everyday items such as premium gasoline, nail polish and the life-giving staples of Caesar salad and cappuccino. You will receive pictures of your airhead along with news of her progress, maybe even letters from her (once our schooling program is in operation).

Without your help, thousands of airheads will die of starvation this winter. Hundreds more face the shame and torture of a worse fate altogether - their credit cards will be revoked, and their allowances stopped.

Tragedies like this happen every day. Please help us.

Please include the phrase "new.sponsor" in the subject line. Beverly Hills thanks you.