How do u CUT roads?????
By LAUGHING.....
Because "Haste Haste Cut jaye Raste"

Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes A well. Luv falls into the well. Why???
Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!
Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why??
Because Luv ke liye saala kush bhi karega!!!!

Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. ???
socho....... nahi pata..??
Answer- D'Cold......Chan ki saans - D'cold

Chalo ab batao
Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?
This is quite simple.. .....
Ans: D'Cold again.......Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi :-))

A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???
So, Which Platform are you Working on ???....

Question: What will u call a person who is leaving India??
Answer : Hindustan Lever (Leaver).

Question: What will u call a person who leaves India, but doesn't travel much??
Answer: Hindustan Lever Ltd (Limited).

Q - RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
Ans: TAILOR

Q - SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
Ans: Sita MEMORY hai

Once upon a time in an elephant school some loafer elephants were sitting on a wall.
A sexy female elephant passes by. what do the loafer elephants say about her?
36000 - 24000 - 36000 !!!

Q -Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha ?
Ans: Adidas.

Q - Prasad asks Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar. why ?? why ?? :-)
Ans: Tendulkar is an opener

Q - What is similarity between "Satynarayan Pooja" and "Indian Cricket Team"
Ans: Dono ke ant me "Prasad" aataa hai

Q - Who is Joe?
"Kambakth ishq" - Because "Kambakth ishq hai Joe!"

And of course, the grand finale............The
Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'. Which movie did he really want to see?
Dil Chhata Hai.......