During the Cold War, if USA launched a nuke-loaded
missile, Soviet satellites would inform the Soviet army in 3 seconds
and in less than 45 seconds Soviet counter-missiles would be on their
way. Recent studies commissioned by US department of Defense included
one on nuclear war between India and Pakistan.
This was their scenario................
The Pakistan army decides to launch a nuke-missile
towards India. They don't need any permission from their government, and
promptly order the countdowns.
Indian technology is highly advanced.
In less than 8 seconds, Indian army detects the Pak
countdown and decides to launch a missile in retribution. But they need permission from
the Government of India.
They submit their request to the Indian President.
The President forwards
it to the Cabinet. The Prime Minister calls an
emergency Lok Sabha
session. The LS meets!
After three days, but due to
several walkouts and
severe protests by the opposition, it gets adjourned
indefinitely.
The President asks for a quick decision.
In the mean time, the Pak missile failed to take off
due to unknown
reasons. Their attempts for a relaunch are still on.
Just then the Indian ruling party is reduced to a
minority because a party
that was giving outside support withdraws it. The
President asks the PM to
prove his majority within a week. As the ruling
party fails to win the
confidence vote, a caretaker government is
installed.
The caretaker PM decides to permit the armed forces
to launch a nuclear
missile. But the Election Commission says that a
caretaker government
cannot take such a decision because elections are at
hand.
A Public Interest Litigation is filed in the Supreme
Court alleging misuse
of power by the Election Commission. The Supreme
Court comes to the rescue
of the PM, and says the acting PM is authorized to
take this decision in
view of the emergency facing the nation.
Just then one of the Pak missiles successfully took
off, but it fell 367
miles away from the target, on a government building
at 11.00AM.
Fortunately there were no casualties as no employee
had reached the office
that early.
In any case, the nuclear core of the missile had
detached somewhere in flight. The Pakistan army is now trying to get
better technologies from China and USA.
The Indian Government, taking no chances, decides to
launch a nuclear
missile of its own, after convening an all-party
meeting. This time all
the parties agree. Its three months since the army
had sought permission.
But as preparations begin, "pro-humanity", "anti
nuclear" activists come
out against the Government's decision. Human chains
are formed and Rasta rokos organized.
In California and Washington
endless e-mails are sent to Indians condemning the government and mentioning
"Please forward it to as many Indians as possible".
On the Pakistan side, the missiles kept
Malfunctioning. Some missiles
deviate from target due to technical failures or
high-speed wind blowing
over Rajasthan. These missiles are neutralized by
Pakistan itself, as the missiles are moving backwards towards Karachi.
A missile (smuggled from USA) is pressed into service. Since the Pakistan
army is unable to understand its software, it hits it original
destination: Russia.
Russians successfully intercept the missile and in retaliation launch a
nuclear missile towards Islamabad. The missile hits the target and creates
havoc.
Pakistan cries for help.
India expresses deep regrets for what has happened and sends in a million
dollars worth of Britannia biscuits.
Thus India never gets to launch the missile.
Pakistan never gets it right.
And both live quarrelling, ever after!