Subject: Letter to Bill Gates !!!!

Dear Bill Gates,
This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have got a computer in our home and we face some Problem, which I want to bring to your notice.

When I switch on the computer because I am an Hindu I could see that one line reads 128MB(MB - Mera Baghwan) RAM, my friends Amhed and Robert want to purchase computer they are asking me if they buy the computer then will they be able to see that line as 128MB ALLAH and 128MB JESUS.

Some times when I switch on the computer a message read "Press any key to Continue", I was not able to do that because I could not find the "Any" key in the Keyboard, is that a problem with the Keyboard?
There are keys for Scroll Lock, Caps Lock and Num Lock but once this is pressed to open the Lock there is no any Key like Scroll Key, Caps Key and Num Key.

Another thing I would like to ask you is that when I am working in the Office Can I use "Home" key?

When Shift Key is pressed I cannot know if it is First Shift, Second Shift, or Night Shift please display a message when this key is pressed.

I have difficulty in typing single digit numbers as I don't know which number key to use, the one present on the top or the one present on the right side. I also find difficulty in typing numbers equal to and greater than "10" as there is no any key for numbers equal to and greater than "10", is there any help file which will guide me in doing it.

I also face problems with menus, After Clicking on the "Start" menu I don't know how to stop it as there is no "Stop" menu.

After connecting to Internet we planned to open an email account. But whenever we fill the Form of Hotmail, in password field only * comes. But in rest of the fields whatever we typed comes, but we faced the problem only in Password field. We checked with Hardware vendor and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we have opened the email account with password *****.But I request u to check this as we our self don't know what is the password!!!

The next one is that we are unable to enter anything after we shutdown the computer. There is a button for start but not for pause, stop as in stereo recorder. We request u to add the same in future.

There is an option as RUN in menu. This one of my neighbour after clicking started running and he has run up to Amritsar from Chandigarh. So we request u change that to SIT. So that we can click that by sitting.

One doubt is that can I click Re-cycle bin. I own a scooter in my home. Is there a separate option as Re-scooter bin available in the system?

In Microsoft outlook we are able to see the outer view of the mail. Is there an in look through which we can have inner view of the mail?

The last one is my wife has lost the door key of our house. So I searched for the same in search option of start icon. But I did not find the same there also. Is it a bug?

Rest In next letter.

Yours Anonymously

What gender is the computer?

An English teacher was once explaining to his students the concept of gender association in the English language.

" One of the students raised her hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?"

The teacher wasn't certain. So he divided the class into two groups:
males in one, females in the other, and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendations.

The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to as masculine because:

1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time, they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to as feminine because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.