HelpSteve!
We are here to protect all Stevens and their needs. Everyone knows that steves are not the smartest and need help. We are the people that do us. If you see a Steve that needs help. Contact us.
Steve is a pro gamer who is currently in cahoots with one Gia LastName. If you want to smash, Steve will stare at you immensely and then I will stare at her ass and then at you. Steve also suffered an unfortunate accident last week when he was blindeded by the fact.
Only use this number if you see a rampaging Steven. They look something like the image below. Please be careful near a Steve who needs help. They need special care or they will lash out and kill everyone within a 10 mile radius unless there is a Gia to send them a nude.
(555)Not-Fake