NAME: Asim Masood
DATE OF BIRTH: Feb 10, 1977
STAR: Aquarius
MOSTLY SEEN: On a heavy bike or in the Gym.
IMPORTANT INFO: A very friendly and cool person. Also known as " Maqsood Sahab." Our friendship goes back to the golden days when we were in the 4rth grade. Ever since we have been good friends and will always be there for each other. He loves Automobiles and Heavy bikes. He is an excellent sports man. He has a major rivalry with his father, this is a kind of a guy that will do every thing accept what his father tells him to do. You want to know why? Well I think that he killed his buffalo some time back! Last time I heard from him he was getting married and had a pony tail.
Here is the way you should call him " Come here my Liiiittle Kiiiiiller "
NAME: Syed Fahad Javed
DATE OF BIRTH: July 18,1977
STAR: Cancer
MOSTLY SEEN: In front of his computer
IMPORTANT INFO: Also known as " Fada " or " Fazool Admi " We have a lot in common like he is also a "Cancer" and a " Syed Gharanay Ka Chasham-o-Chiragh " We have both served in UBL 0259 as the most efficient bankers. He is a very good friend of mine and is always beside me when I need him. Not because he is helpful but because he is my neighbor. We usually go on a long drive together. Frankly speaking he is very friendly and carrying. I can always get a lot of advice and help from him when I need it. The most wonderful thing about him is that he owns a car but does not know how to drive it. The first thing that we say to each other when we meet is " Yaar Zaroori too Naheen hay kay Main teray Ghar Aoon " I hope Tariq is reading this!
NAME: Sheikh Adnan Yousaf
DATE OF BIRTH: May 2,1977
STAR: Taurus
MOSTLY SEEN: Sleeping at a room temperature of -40 degrees centigrade wearing a Barmuda.
IMPORTANT INFO: Dangerous.....approach with caution .... Keep under lock and key and away from the reach of children, if you know what's good for them.
This creature was charged with fraud, carelessness, mindlessness and over sleeping and was kicked out of his Igloo and deported form North pole. Changed his name from Abdul Majeed to Adnan. He made his way to Pakistan on a Cargo ship and from that day onward continues to destroy peace in Islamabad. He just got married to an innocent lady who had no idea about what she is really stepping into by getting married to him. He claims that he is busy but to tell you the truth he is the most Vella person on the face of the earth. Believe me I know. When it comes to dancing something comes out of him. He is not him any more, its his passion to dance specially in the steps of a lady. Though I won't mention the ladies name ! His favorite Song is "Meri Dil tay Churian Challian"
These are endangered species so you don't see them a lot these days in normal conditions, however here are some useful methods to identify him............
1-Before saying any thing in English he will say "Well" or "Actually"
2- Body texture round and furry, more like a teddy bear, Uncle kind of a look.
3- He would claim that "Meray sath Fraud ho gia, Laikin koi naheen"
NAME: Mustafa Bashir Ahmed Qasuria Khalafzai............ (to be continued)
DATE OF BIRTH: March 15,1976
STAR: Pisces
MOSTLY SEEN: Calculating his loans
IMPORTANT INFO: Disputed personality also known as " Paharia. " Pioneer of the.........Club. Has a major cash flow problem. Fells in love once in a week. He keeps a wide variety of friends for example Taj and Choudary Idrees to name a few.............. He is a kind of a guy that will have a program even in the middle of the night and has to go right away. Drinks Pepsi's by hundreds, if he is not paying. We are still trying to figure it out that who fell on March 15,1976 the Nurse or him. Perhaps both! Did I mentioned his girl friend Ayesha. Don't worry they are "Just friends".
NAME: Ijaz Ahmed
DATE OF BIRTH: November 20,1976
STAR: Scorpio
MOSTLY SEEN: Vella !
IMPORTANT INFO: Also known as "Ashraf" The person of such a name can be easily converted into a bugging device. All you have to do is to send him with some one whom you want to bug and "Ashraf" will record all the information you need. He is also a Philosopher .......Dumps most of his Philosophy on me. God created him just after Allama Iqbal died. These species are rare and are usually found in Sialkot. The bad part about them is that they don't make their spare parts any more so you have to bear with them any way.
His favorite movies are the ones in which the heroine dies before they even show the title of the film His favorite Actors are Jacky Chan, Van Dam, Arnold Schwarznegger and all others that kill by hundreds. When the movie ends he turns out to be a devil, nearly kills his room mates and practices every kill that was in the movie. His pet word " AanntT ". His aim in life " I would kill every friend when I'll become the Prime Minister " Did I mentioned that he loves some body but he doesn't know who she is !
NAME: Kashif Rasul
DATE OF BIRTH: Feb 8,1975
STAR: Aquarius
MOSTLY SEEN: Trying to extract the additional ingredients from his Tea.
IMPORTANT INFO: He claims that he is from New Jersey but when I first saw him I thought that he was from Taxes. I must say that in the early days some people were really impressed by his Dropdown Taxes mustache. Though I won't mention the name but most of you already know. If he was not born in Pakistan he must have been in Hollywood's western movies. He looks brilliant with his mustache and maroon trousers. He is a good singer, intelligent, hardworking and a very good friend. He seldom finds time to write to his friends not because he is studying to hard but because he is always with Susan.
I hope that they are also " Just Friends "
His favorite word "Yar Mahool Banaien"
NAME: Syed Junaid Ahmed
DATE OF BIRTH: N/A
STAR: Gemini
MOSTLY SEEN: Figuring out which car has the maximum speed.
IMPORTANT INFO: We have been friends since we were in the 7th grade. He is a very decent, nice and a humble person. He is presently studying in Calafornia, USA. We have spend a wonderful time togeather and have enjoyed a lot. Everlasting memories will always remain of those golden days of our lives. He is a Unique personality that's why we called him "Unique Junaid" He was also known as the "MOTAWA" arabic for a "Molvi Sahab"
NAME: Usman Hafeez
DATE OF BIRTH: March 7,1977
STAR: Pisces
MOSTLY SEEN: Behind the wheels
IMPORTANT INFO: He is one of my very best friends. We have been tolerating each other since we were in the 4th grade. He is an excellent driver holds a world record in maximum number of accidents in one month. I am proud of him............ not to mention his father ! Presently riding on a Kangroo in Australia. His hobies besides bumping cars and reckless driving are altra high music movies and lots of sleep. Caution don't ever...ever ... get into the car with him..... You will be sooorry !!!
NAME: Tariq Sattar Choudary
DATE OF BIRTH: May 17, 1977
STAR: Taurus
MOSTLY SEEN: Vellaa !
IMPORTANT INFO: Choudary Sahab also known as the owner of the 3422 spoken as "chontee bai" presently an outlaw, or you may say a hit and run suspect on bale. Has a wonderfully dashing mustache. Over excited personality ..............gets excited once in a weak. His favorite sentence is "Yarrr tu meri pent pakar lay ! " No matter what you do but you cannot pronounce this sentence the way Tariq does it. He has just completed his MBA from Preston University. Now he is going to set up a Flour Mill.
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