Okay guys, I'm working on one simple principle here - Make a machine that an idiot can use, and only an idiot will want to use it.
What's that got to do with this layout? Everything.
This is the most complex free layout I've made to date, to make and to edit. So if you don't have much HTML experience, TURN AWAY NOW! For this layout to work well, you've got to know what you're editing, because you really need to edit this in order for it to look even slightly decent.

Rules
These are for your own good :P
1. Don't edit the CSS, or put other CSS on the page
2. The more text you put in either table, the more <*br*>s you have to insert
3. Don't edit the absolute positioning values, unless you ignored 1.
4. Don't come whining that the layout stuffed up your page. I warned you.
5. Don't remove my page URL

Aside from the problems in maintaining this, it looks great, and definately makes up for the difficulties. Hey, no pain, no gain! But then again, not brain, no pain...
Links
Friend 1
Friend 2
Friend 3
To use this layout, copy and paste the following code (if ye dare *evil laugh*)
Hosted by www.Geocities.ws

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