Welcome to my site for the betterment of mankind. I am your host[name deleted], so shut up, sit down, keep your hands and heads in the windows, don't vomit on the upholstery, and hold all applause until the end. Now that we've gotten past that, I am indeed Jordan, and I run this little patch of asylum with the help of only a select few (like Whitney). I currently live in the Great [yeah right] American Midwest in an obscure town too small to warrant news, except for the often perpetrated drug deal. I am still under 21, so please don't send me beer or spam. And no requests for my Social Security Number either. My hobbies include paintball, diminishing the local rabbit population, and knitting in the dark (huh?). I have too many pets, and they eat too much, except Eunice. I work at a place that has bad food, and I make chicken noises. If you want to know more, click here. Yay. If you want to see a pic of me (and Neil, BWAHAHA!)in a paintball tourney, click here. If you want a t-shirt, I'll send you a design, and you can pay to have it screenprinted. Greedy people. And to the person who runs over rabbits, don�t shoot me on the right side anymore, alright?

Someone told me to write this......�go write something about how Kayla is wicked crazy awesome and cut and dyed Morning's hair, and it was a slight disaster but turned out well, and now we rock�
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