Penny Mahoney

[75]
[Slapping Time!]

17 June 2005

Dear Mr. Ibrahim,

I received notice from the EU trade commision that our application was rejected. Without going into too many boring details, they said that there were too many mistakes on your forms. Furthermore the official whom I contacted berated me over your childish manner of writing. He said, '...it appeared as though an illiterate retard had filled them in...'

They are even charging me a fine for all the misfiled paperwork. When I first agreed to do this deal with you it was because I was desperate to get my business off the ground but now I am forced to scuttle my business plan altogether ALL BECAUSE OF YOUR INCOMPETANCE. I hope you are pleased with yourself you stupid little man.

I have also sent a copy of this letter to your former partners at Douglas Morgan so they can know what an ignorant fucktard you are.