"Lizzie Borden 'Ax'identally Mails a Scammer"

I wanted to show that these 419 scammers will do anything to steal money including taking money intended as a donation for a poor church in their own country. To that end, I wrote to the scammer who had previously posed as a banker named George Nnamani trying to scam DB Cooper with an unclaimed funds scam. Read as this criminal happily assumes the identity of a Nigerian pastor in hopes of getting his money.

The Players:
Lizzie Borden : The 'victim' of the scam.
Pastor Eze : The scammer, re-incarnated.