Channel 4, 10.50 PM ,65 minutes

CAST :

ADRIAN EDMONDSON ---------- Michael

KEITH ALLEN ---------- Patrick

ANTONIO ---------- Handsome man

DAVE ATKINS ---------- Charlie

DEBBIE BENSON ---------- Victoria

DERRICK BIANCHE ---------- Chris Bell

BETSY BRANTLEY ---------- Vanessa

HARRY BURTON ---------- The Editor

WARREN CLARKE ---------- Nigel

TANIA COLERIDGE ---------- Simone

WINSTON DENNIS ---------- Bouncer

KAREN DRURY ---------- Debs

MARK ELLIOT ---------- Corky

RUPERT FARLEY ---------- Mad Mickey

JULIAN FIRTH ---------- Leonard

MALCOLM HARDEE ---------- Ticket Collector

STEWERT HARWOOD ---------- Yob 2

LINDA HENRY ---------- Jackie

KWZBENA MANZO ---------- Jerome

TIMOTHY MILSOM ---------- Student

GARY OLSON ----------

STEVEN O'DONNELL ---------- Rollon

PAT O'TOOLE ---------- Trish

PETER RICHARDSON ---------- Dave

RICHARD RIDINGS ---------- Yob 1

SOPHIE THURSFIELD ---------- Katy

GLEN WALFORD ---------- Mrs Kendal

LIA WILLIAMS ---------- Lucy

A trendy music video director has his brain crossed with that of a football hooligan in a freak accident resulting when he mistakes a cerebral teleportational machine for a portable toilet. He begins a slow and painful transition from artsy high-fashion connoisseur to violent Neanderthal thug, finding himself physically incapable of suppressing his newfound urges to drink lager and vandalize public lavatories. This episode pays tribute to The Fly. Features UB40

QUOTES:

Michael: The first clue was the bone structure. Indented forehead, slightly Neaderthal brain casing, squarish jaw. All hereditary signs of the introduction of Norman blood into the Anglo-Saxon strain - 1066 William the Conquerer. They settled in London; they were the first modern Londoners really. 

Debs: After that it was relatively simple. By scraping the faeces that were left in the pod and taking samples from the London sewerage plant we were able to discern the exact district he came from. 

Michael: Barnett! 

Debs: So we knew we were looking for a yob from Barnett. 

Victoria: Brilliant! 

Michael: Not really, just the appliance of science. 

Victoria: And how did you find Patrick? 

Debs: Oh, we saw his picture in Vogue magazine.